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<p>Doctor: This woman came into the ER the other day who had cut herself on the forehead, but instead of using a towel or something to stop the bleeding, she wrapped her head up like seven times with duct tape.<br/>Dork: Holy shit! How did you get it off of her?<br/>Doctor: We had to cut it off in little strips. She looked like a Hershey's Kiss.<br/>Dork: What, you mean she was black?<br/>Doctor: Yes!<br/><br/>--Crane Beach, Massachusetts</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Oct 24, 2006