<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000474.html">Stupid Man, the Correct Response Is 'Because You're Here, Blondie'</a></b><br/>
<p>Bimbette: What is it about the beach that attracts sunlight?<br/>Guy: Attracts sunlight? <br/>Bimbette: Yeah, it's always sunnier at the beach.<br/>Guy: Uh, maybe you need to sit in the shade for a while.<br/><br/>--Sandy Point State Park, Maryland</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Oct 25, 2006