<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000502.html">Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Get Back in the Dating Pool</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 39912 -->Teen girl: I heard there are sharks in the lake.<br/>Teen boy: That's probably not true.<br/>Teen girl: It's true. Like, somebody got killed here by a shark.<br/>Teen boy: I think you have upstate New York confused with anywhere with a shoreline.<br/>Teen girl: But...<br/>Teen boy: 'But'-nothing if you wanna get fucked later.<br/><br/>--Lake George, New York</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Nov 24, 2006