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<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000561.html">Sir, I'm Going to Need to Wand You</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 44079 -->Boy #1: Yeah, it was cool, but that bouncer searched me like crazy. He was patting my thighs and stuff. Security is crazy at that place, huh?<br/>Boy #2: What security?<br/>Boy #3: What bouncer?<br/>Boy #1: You know, that big, fat guy near the entrance.<br/>Boy #2: There was no security dude.<br/>Boy #1: ... Then who the hell was that guy?!<br/><br/>Boys #2 and #3 laugh hysterically.<br/><br/>--Venice Beach, California</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 1, 2007
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