<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000581.html">I'll Lend You My Scissors</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 45604 -->Little girl: Do a lot of guys try to kiss you at college?<br/>College chick: Ummm... I'm pretty, but that doesn't mean guys just suddenly try and kiss me.<br/>Little girl: What do you do when they do?<br/>College chick: I think I would slap them.<br/>Little girl: What if he's naked?<br/>College chick: What, so a naked guy comes up to me and tries to kiss me?<br/>Little girl: What if he gets naked for you?<br/>College chick: How old are you, again?<br/>Little girl: What if he's naked and there's sex?<br/>College chick: [Long pause] Uhhh... Do you mean rape?<br/>Little girl: What if he's like, um, naked and there's sex?<br/>College chick: ... What the...?!<br/><br/>--Coronado Beach, San Diego, California<br/><br/>Overheard by: chippy</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 16, 2007