<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000629.html">Then They Either Starve to Death, or Develop a Taste for Human Flesh</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 48922 -->Brooklyn kid pointing to training buoys: What are those big red things floating out there? <br/>Lifeguard: Oh, that's our shark fence. <br/>Brooklyn kid: What?! <br/>Lifeguard: Yeah, that's our electric shark fence. It keeps the sharks out. Unless they were already in when we put it up -- then they are stuck inside.<br/><br/>--New Jersey</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Apr 13, 2007