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<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000686.html">If No Elevator Is Available, I'd Like to Be Carried on a Litter</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 56419 -->Puerto Rican princess: Hey! Hey, you - Mr. Captain or whatever.<br/>Steward: Yes, ma'am?<br/>Puerto Rican princess: Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?<br/>Steward: Excuse me?<br/>Puerto Rican princess: Where is the elevator that goes to the front of the ship?<br/>Random passenger: Someone throw her overboard now and put her out of my misery.<br/><br/>--Caribbean Cruise, Ft. Lauderdale, Florida<br/><br/>Overheard by: also waiting for elevator</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jun 18, 2007
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