<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000727.html">I Was Wondering If I Might Borrow One of Your Mouths?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 64668 -->Middle-aged man: Hi, girls. I was wondering if I could borrow one of your magazines. My wife is really bored and forgot her book. I'll give you a drink in return.<br/>Group of 20-ish girls: No problem. Here's a <i>People</i> mag.<br/>Middle-aged man: Thanks. See ya.<br/>Middle-aged woman walks over laughing and whispers: Girls, my husband is so shy -- I can't believe he actually did that! And do you know what I have to do in return? [Girls stare.] I have to give him a blowjob tonight!<br/><br/>--Sullivan's Island, South Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: Meghan</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Aug 4, 2007