<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000863.html">Who <i>Didn't</i>, Really?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 66263 -->Brunette: I've always wanted a tattoo, but I don't think I'm going to get one. You can't get buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo.<br/>Blonde: Why would you want to get married in a Jewish cemetery?<br/>Brunette: Not married. <i>Buried</i>.<br/>Blonde: Oh... So, are you Jewish?<br/>Brunette: Yes.<br/>Blonde: What is it with Jews always wanting to marry other Jews?<br/>Brunette: I guess part of it is that the Jews have been persecuted so much, so people want to make sure to perpetuate the race.<br/>Blonde: Really? Like who? Who persecuted the Jews?<br/>Brunette: Um... well... the Nazis.<br/><br/>--Sandy Hook, New Jersey</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jan 10, 2008