<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000896.html">And It's Self-Licking</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 76691 -->White girl, about black girl's cat in her lap: I love your cat! Scratch that... I love your pussy!<br/>Black girl: Haha! Yes, my big, black pussy is awesome!<br/>White girl: I love to stroke your pussy. It's so soft.<br/>Guy: Your pussy vibrates when you touch it! [Cat jumps away and goes to the window.]<br/>Black girl: Sometimes my pussy gets lonely and likes to go stare out the window.<br/>Guy: Damn! Everyone can see your big, black pussy from that window! Shameful!<br/>White girl: Maybe your pussy needs some attention.<br/>Black girl: Nah! Nobody wants a black pussy!<br/>White girl: That ain't true! Lots of people do!<br/>Black girl: No! Everyone loves a white pussy! ... You should bring out yours.<br/>White girl: My pussy isn't white... It's brown with orange speckles.<br/>Guy: Ew!<br/><br/>--Santa Cruz, California<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kelly</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 18, 2008