<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000899.html">Hey, I'm <i>Not</i> Giving Up My Good-Luck Marmoset</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 77078 -->Stoned surfer #1: Sharks never attack people unless you, like, swim around with a bloody, severed leg tied around your neck.<br/>Stoned surfer #2: Yeah, or like a severed arm or a dead monkey or something.<br/><br/>--Bolinas, California</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 21, 2008