<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000906.html">Two Words: Ironclad Prenup</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 141 -->Ana #1: Oh my god, look at that guy. He's huge!<br/>Ana #2: Like, really, someone needs to introduce him to Weight Watchers or something!<br/>Girl passerby: Hey, snugglebutt! [Gives large guy hug and kiss.]<br/>Ana #1: What the fuck?<br/>Ana #2: Girlfriend? That fat whale?<br/>Girl passerby: Husband. And you two might have men in your lives if you actually had boobs rather than a caved-in skeleton chest. Come on, schnookums, let's go get some ice cream.<br/><br/>--Westerly, Rhode Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: blanket not far away, lauging my ass off</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 29, 2008