<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000929.html">[Sigh] I Jack Off to Ideas a Lot</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 28568 -->30-ish guy #1: I see you're sporting the side ponytail.<br/>30-ish girl: Just for you!<br/>30-ish guy #2: Yeah, I bet you're gonna jack off to that side ponytail.<br/>30-ish guy #1: No! I jack off to the <i>idea</i> of the side ponytail. They're coming back, I tell ya!<br/><br/>--Summerfest, Milwaukee, Wisconsin<br/><br/>Overheard by: the only sober person there</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Mar 27, 2008