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<p><!-- ID = 63212 -->Boat captain: C'mon, we have to go. The tide's coming in and the island's gonna sink!<br/>Gullible tourist: Okay.<br/>(soon the tourist sees the island disappearing behind them on the horizon as the boat goes back to port)<br/>Gullible tourist: You're right! It's sinking!<br/><br/>--Boat Tour, Hawaii</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Aug 30, 2008