<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001079.html">Coulda Hung a Porch Swing Off It</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 57283 -->(built dude in super-tight white spandex shorts roller blades past a group of hipsters on bicycles)<br/>Biking ironic hipster to girlfriend: Woah. Did you just see that sweet penis?<br/><br/>--North Avenue Beach, Chicago, Illinois<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kara Lang</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Sep 18, 2008