<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001114.html">And Resigning From Your Fan Club</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 99824 -->50-something woman: I want the tiramisu for my birthday cake!<br/>Husband: Well, the restaurant says they only have individual portions, not a big thing. That would be expensive for eleven people.<br/>50-something woman: Well, I don&#39;t want the key lime pie, that&#39;s fifth on a list of five options.<br/>20-something woman #1: Well, why don&#39;t we get a pie for everyone else, and a tiramisu for you?<br/>50-something woman: I want everyone to eat what I&#39;m eating in commemoration of my birthday!<br/>20-something woman #2: Oh my god. I&#39;m leaving.<br/><br/>--Holden Beach, North Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: Audrey</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Oct 29, 2008