<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001115.html">Superhero Steely Dan Had a Modest Jamaican Boyhood</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 100038 -->Boy: Mom! I want a wooden penis!<br/>Mom: You have one already.<br/>Boy: Then I want a metal penis!<br/>Dad: Actually, that might come in handy.<br/><br/>--Dolphin Cove, Jamaica<br/><br/>Overheard by: bea arthur</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Oct 30, 2008