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<p><!-- ID = 104211 -->Drag queen, dressed as a princess with a mop: Come in and have a drink! Best place around!<br/>Straight girl: What are you cleaning?<br/>Drag queen: Girl, it gets messy around here, can't you see? (proceeds to use mop on girl's glasses)<br/><br/>--Fire Island, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Cordelia</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jan 7, 2009