<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001191.html">But I Resisted the Urge to Put My Nose on Him</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 106718 -->Dirty old man to visibly terrified 20-something girl next to him: You know, as of today I am no longer on probation. Yep. You look good in shorts. I&#39;m wearing pants cause I had to go to court today. (stops to make phone call) Hey, it&#39;s Steven*! Not on probation anymore! (hangs up without saying goodbye, turns back to girl) Right over there is where I went to school. Ten years old, then I quit. Mom used to have a dry clean right over there. No more. Ya know, over that building&#39;s the one my buddy sold and now it&#39;s a Hard Rock Cafe. A Hard Rock Cafe! Some years ago I saw Peter, Paul & Mary there. Ya know them? I used to date Mary. Wanted me to go to [unintelligible] with her. Never been there to this day. Been to South America, Africa, all over! Never done go to [unintelligible]. Alright, well, take care! (he gets off bus)<br/>No longer terrified 20-something girl to random girl: He smelled like cocaine!<br/><br/>--Express Bus, Waikiki, Hawaii<br/><br/>Overheard by: mel</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jan 27, 2009