<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001197.html">Never Met a Simile Yet I Couldn't Swallow</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 107434 -->Stoned nerd (talking about his sub order): I've got six inches!<br/>Stoned girl: Lucky. I got the lesbian choice, a fuckin' sandwich. Cuz the sandwich is like a vagina and the sub is like a dick, ya know?<br/>Stoned nerd: No, I totally understand. And I'm okay with that.<br/><br/>--Wawa, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 3, 2009