<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001277.html">Introducing, the Most Cerebral Blonde at Manasquan</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 95060 -->Snack bar worker: Do you ladies need anything for your iced coffees?<br/>Brunette 40-something: I hate to be a pain, but do you have any skimmed milk?<br/>Snack bar worker (returning): I&#39;m sorry ma&#39;m, we ran out of skimmed milk but I did find some fat-free milk!<br/>Brunette 40-something: Oh, thank you so much. (turns to blonde friend) She was so sweet, I didn&#39;t have the heart to tell her it&#39;s the same shit.<br/>Blonde 40-something friend: It is?<br/><br/>--Manasquan Beach, New Jersey<br/><br/>Overheard by: Beach Bum</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, May 7, 2009