<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001279.html">I'm Not Sure My Breasts Are Bouncy Enough for This</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 95077 -->Girl in the ocean to onshore friend: Come out here! I'm like The Little Mermaid without Sebastian! I don't even have flounder!<br/>Girl on shore: (shakes head no)<br/>Girl in the ocean: Come on! You've seen <i>Baywatch</i>! Jog!<br/><br/>--Smith's Point, Long Island, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Andi</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, May 9, 2009