<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001524.html">So Narcissism...Makes Me Look <i>Fat</i>?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 132593 -->Girl #1: What do you say when people ask about me?<br/>Girl #2: "She&#39;s a narcissistic freak."<br/>Girl #1: What kind of narcissist am I?<br/>Girl #2: (stares blankly)<br/>Girl #1: A pretty oneee.<br/>Girl #2: You want me to lie to you?<br/>Girl #1: What?<br/>Girl #2: Just kidding--you&#39;re not not pretty.<br/>Girl #1: What?!<br/>Girl #2: What?<br/>Girl #1: You&#39;re saying I&#39;m not ugly but I&#39;m not pretty.<br/>Girl #2: You&#39;re in limbo between pretty and ugly, so being mean to me makes you ugly.<br/><br/>--Kure Beach, North Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bee</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Feb 26, 2010