<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001588.html">They Must Be Taking the <i>Tom</i> Cruise</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 135753 -->Mother to young child: Do you hear the ship, honey?<br/>Child: No, mommy, I don't.<br/>Mother: Do you feel the ship moving?<br/>Child: Yes! I feel my shit moving.<br/><br/>--Carnival Freedom Cruise, Caribbean Sea<br/><br/>Overheard by: InTheNextStall</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, May 12, 2010