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Anybody Still Worried about the Focus on Dead White Europeans in Schools?
Girl #1: We can go see the Kula botanical gardens.
Girl #2: Where on the island is it?
Girl #1, reading guidebook section: It's in flora and fauna -- I don't know where that is.
Girl #2: Um... Flora and fauna means plants and animals, it isn't a place on the map.
Girl #1: Well, I don't speak Hawaiian so how was I supposed to know?
--Kihei, Maui, Hawaii
Overheard by: ispeakhawaiian
Those Bastards!
Blonde: Why is the water so much saltier on this coast? They really need to stop putting all their extra salt in the water.
Dude: Extra salt?
Blonde: Yeah, isn't that what the government does -- just dumps the barrels of extra salt into the water?
--Daytona Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Kristin
I Thought Gulf Was a Gasoline
Teen #1: ... And then I got, like, swept out into the Pacific! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don't you mean the Atlantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are retards. That's the Gulf of Mexico!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh.
--St. Simons Island, Georgia
Overheard by: just out for a walk
'80s: Seriously, Though
Chubby twink: The '80s called, they want their lipstick back.
Chick in black with bright red lipstick: Your boyfriend called, he thinks you're fat.
Chubby twink runs off crying, chick in black lights a smoke.
--Witty's Lagoon, British Columbia, Canadia
Overheard by: sleepless
And She's Always Blabbing to My Wife
Cute surfer: So, how's it going? Did you go out with her again?
Really cute surfer: Oh, no, she's traveling, but I'm waiting for her to come back.
Cute surfer: You're really into her, right? I thinks she's hot.
Really cute surfer: Yeah, she's amazing.
Cute surfer: Have you, like, talked to her about going out again?
Really cute surfer: Yeah, kinda... [Looking away and waving] Hey, dude, stop talking about it. My girlfriend is coming.
Cute surfer: Oh, okay [smiles and waves to girl].
--Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Overheard by: And I thought he was cute
Nudists Have Ways of Recognizing Each Other
Little boy: Dad, why does that girl have her swim suit straps down like that?
Dad: So she doesn't get tan lines on her shoulders. Yup, if your mom had those I never would've married her.
--Maui, Hawaii
Overheard by: Mindygotback
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