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Or Maybe That's from Watching Sesame Street
Girl: I'm trying to learn some Spanish before we go to Puerto Rico in May.
Guy: I took two years of French in high school, and all I can say is 'Donde esta la biblioteca.'
--Mexican restaurant, Kemah, Texas
Then They Either Starve to Death, or Develop a Taste for Human Flesh
Brooklyn kid pointing to training buoys: What are those big red things floating out there?
Lifeguard: Oh, that's our shark fence.
Brooklyn kid: What?!
Lifeguard: Yeah, that's our electric shark fence. It keeps the sharks out. Unless they were already in when we put it up -- then they are stuck inside.
--New Jersey
She Must Be Who They Have in Mind When They Say 99% Effective
Teen #1 looking down at bikini top: [Sighs] I wish my boobs were bigger. I can't wait until one day when I'm pregnant -- then they'll grow.
Teen #2: Why don't you go on birth control? That made Jen's* and Michelle's* get a whole cup bigger.
Teen #3: Yeah, Kelly's*, too.
Teen #1: Really?! Oh, man! I'm gonna go on birth control and get knocked up. Then they'd be huge!
--Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: CAT
Oh, Right, the Money and the 10-inch Cock
Chick on cell: Yeah, don't you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? Ewww, why am I dating you?
--Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: hannie bananie
Travis Decides to Abandon Vanilla
Tiny mullet kid: Spank the hiney! Spank the hiney!
Surfer passerby: Spank the hiney? Awesome!
--Robert Moses Beach, New York
The Dynamic behind American TV
Bimbette #1: I'm so bored.
Bimbette #2: Me, too.
Bimbette #1: I would eat my own hand just for some fun.
--North Sea, Holland
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