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I Just Have a Feeling for Language
Bimbette #1: I can't believe you're trying to learn Spanish just so you can hook up with that waiter.
Bimbette #2: [Mutters in Spanish.]
Bimbette #1: What are you trying to say?
Bimbette #2: My eyes are brown.
Bimbette #1: You just said my eyes are a Muslim religion!
--Rocky Point, Mexico
Overheard by: oh my
'Do What Thou Wilt,' I Told It
Lady: I am completely at peace with my salad.
--Manteo, North Carolina
Overheard by: Sarah J
And That's All I Know
Little boy from Georgia: My mom says y'all are Yankees.
Little boy from Connecticut: Uh-uh, not me. I'm a Red Sox.
--Pawley's Island, South Carolina
Overheard by: Big girl from Connecticut
At Least Here in the Restaurant
Guy with thick European accent: What, you don't like my muscles? You want me to wear long-sleeved shirt?
Friend: Uhhh, yes...
--Sydney, Australia
Overheard by: anny
Drugs Create the Illusion You Have Something to Say
Stoned chick: So, whenever I'm stoned, like this stoned, I start a sentence... And then through half the sentence, I finish another sentence I said before, or finish another idea in my head, or just start talking. It's like I forget or something, like, my idea, and it's like I had it all there, and stuff. You know what I mean?
Stoned guy: ... That's retarded.
--St. Petersburg, Florida
There Are So Few Drinking Songs
American #1: This local song, 'Cachaca,' is weird. Isn't that the same word that they use for that booze? That's like having a song just called, like, 'Tequila' or something.
American #2: ... There is a song called 'Tequila.' It was in Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
--Salvador, Brazil
Overheard by: E. Vill. Genius
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