Like Dragons?

Girl #1: Rhinos have two horns.
Girl #2: I thought they had one, like a unicorn.
Girl #3: Aren't unicorns extinct?

--Kenai, Alaska

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Posted 2007-05-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Can You Get That Back in Manhattan, Kids?

Tourist woman: You know, I heard this island is completely surrounded by water all the way around!

--Coco Cay, Bahamas

Overheard by: Shelley

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Posted 2007-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On

Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I'm gonna stay here a little -- have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That's how I roll.

--Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Overheard by: That's Not How I Roll

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Posted 2007-05-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But If You Could, I'd Do It for Five Bucks

Hobo to another: You couldn't pay me to live in LA.

--Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: Howard

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Posted 2007-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

"Summer Lovin" from Grease, in a Nutshell

Bikini #1: And?
Bikini #2: And what?
Bikini #1: And what happened?
Bikini #2: We had sex.

--Bondi Beach, Australia

Overheard by: Ggary

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Posted 2007-05-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Crown Thy Good with Bootyhood from Sea to Shining Sea

Blonde: I just can't believe Justin Timberlake can dance like that!
Black guy: I can. It's 2007 -- brothers are intelligent and white girls got booty.

--Venice Beach, Florida

Overheard by: slamber

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Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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