And Your Personality Sure Isn't Going to Tip the Balance

Mom to three-year-old boy: Don't you run into the ocean. It's cold. If you start drowning, no one is going to want to come in and save you!

--Topsail Island, North Carolina

Overheard by: Eric

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Posted 2007-06-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You're Old Enough to Know Heroin Goes in the Eyeball!

Mom to kid: Shooting it up my ass?! Not a good idea!

--Jacksonville Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Laura L. Davis

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Posted 2007-06-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Say, Did Your Parents Say Anything about When They'd Pay Me?

Babysitter: Hey, do you want to build a sandcastle?
Kid: Yeah! These [feet buried under sand] can be our slave cabins!
Babysitter: Uh, I think it's time we go swimming.

--Folly Beach, Charleston, South Carolina

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Posted 2007-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And You Thought It Was Just Rat Parts

Surfer dude: Dude, you just don't know how long a foot is until you see it in a hot dog.

--Mission Bay Beach, San Diego, California

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Posted 2007-05-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Child Abuse Is My Anti-Drug

Mom to 10-year-old son after he shakes sandy blanket in her face: You little fucker. I am going to fucking drown you in the ocean!

--Clearwater, Florida

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Posted 2007-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

If Nominated I Will Not Run, If Elected I Will Not Serve

Crazy lady: I told you, I don't want to be the goddamn queen of Russia.

--Haystack Rock, Oregon

Overheard by: Luke

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Posted 2007-05-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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