You're Welcome to Bring Heidi and the Kids

Drunk dude: Seal! Come drink with us!

--Nantucket, Massachusetts

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Posted 2007-06-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

She's Doing It Again

Dude #1: You know how your girlfriend does that thing with her tongue?
Dude #2: I've talked to her about that.

--St. Augustine, Florida

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Posted 2007-06-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You Can Take Them Home?

Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.

--Grafton Lakes State Park, New York

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Posted 2007-06-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I Was Told This Was a Gated Community

Mom: I don't think we can stay at this hotel the whole time.
Daughter: Why? What's wrong? It's not that bad...
Mom: No, there's just so many Mexicans at the pool.
Daughter: We're in Mexico, mother!

--Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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Posted 2007-06-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Suit Hurts and You're Abusive -- This Is the Best S&M Club Ever

Japanese tourist #1 with wet suit on backwards: Hello!
Local surfer: You speak English?
Japanese tourist #2: Yes, yes!
Local surfer: Good. Get the fuck out of here!

--The Hook, Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Chrissy

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Posted 2007-06-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

With What Appears to Be Some Form of Tumor

Young mom pointing to giant plaster camel: Hey, look! A giraffe!

--Panama City, Florida

Overheard by: Feeling bad for the kid

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Posted 2007-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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