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Other Than That, Just Vegged Out in My Sweats. Boooring!
Chick #1: So, what happened to you last night?
Chick #2: Um, I died.
--The Coffeehouse, Manteo, North Carolina
If You Cunt Pronounce It Correctly, Keep Your Mouth Shit
Three-year-old girl: I love the bitch!
Mother: Did you just say 'bitch'? You can't say that! It's beach.
Three-year-old girl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Mother, exasperated: I can hear you!
--Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: jess
The Ball Popped Out of the Scrum
Frat boy: ... And I don't really know what happened! All of a sudden I was in an orgy... And you know what? It wasn't even all that good.
--Pacific Beach, California
How Business Gets Done
Gent #1: I'm having troubles casting for this part.
Gent #2: I know the perfect girl, but she's young. Only 17.
Gent #1: Hmmm... That's too young.
Gent #2: Yeah, but you could fuck her mom.
--Malibu, California
Overheard by: Wanker
Holy Shit -- They Can Fly?
Boater #1: Look at all the geese! Will they move out of the way of the boat?
Boater #2: Of course they'll move. They're just like birds.
--Lake Erie, Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Beth
What Isn't Better Naked?
Cute guy, about credit card: Yeah, sorry it's bent. I jumped off the bridge.
Clerk girl: You jumped off the bridge, huh? Yeah, it's better if you do it naked.
--7-Eleven, Manteo, North Carolina
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