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Why Most Americans Stay away from the Voting Booth
Young woman: I am so not doing that again. One, it's gross, and two, my legs are killing me.
--Chatham Light Beach, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Antonia
The Important Thing Is That They're Discussing It
Dude #1: ... And the Hamburglar would go to law school.
Dude #2: No, he'd be a photographer.
Dude #1, after long pause: Yeah, you're right.
--Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Mayor McCheese
The Pony Part Is Why He's the Professional
Girlfriend: Jon Coulton does a song like that.
Boyfriend: About making monkey-man hybrids?
Girlfriend: Monkey-pony, actually.
Boyfriend: Well, then, he's my motherfucker.
--St. Augustine, Florida
Don't Be a Dick -- Just Point
Drunk guy: Dude, which way is the beach?!
Sober friend: We're on an island! You figure it out!
--South Padre Island, Texas
I'm Laughing because Real Men Don't Care about Breast Size
Man: What's with the safety pin holding your top together?
Flat-chested girl: Oh, you know, my boobs are just so big that my top busted! [Man bursts out laughing.] Okay, it wasn't that funny...
--South Padre Island, Texas
Overheard by: gal in black
There's No Such Direction
Blonde walking on pier: I am not ditzy! Ask me a question.
Brunette: Uh, which way is West?
Blonde: That's a trick question.
--Huntington Beach, California
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