And Yet Here We Are...

White girl #1: I can feel the sun eating away my paleness!
White girl #2: I was going to say I can feel the sun busting apart my DNA...

--Caye Caulker, Belize

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Posted 2007-10-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I Don't Care What Anybody Says -- Paint Is a Food

Six-year-old boy: I had to take a second year of kindergarten.
Dad: Just like your old man.

--Point Lookout Beach, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: PrairieSquid

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Posted 2007-10-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

A Few Drinks Will Change Her Mind

Little boy with faux tattoo heading to wading pool: Hey, let's all get in the pool and get naked!
Little girl: With you? Ewww!

--Sea Colony, Bethany Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: RexGee

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Posted 2007-10-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

We Should Have Brought at Least Three Rolls of TP!

Small boy to friend while riding their bikes: So, are you on your second pair of underwear yet?

--Pinery Provincial Park, Grand Bend, Ontario, Canadia

Overheard by: debbie

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Posted 2007-10-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You Know about That?

Guy to pal: Dude, I am pissed. When we were at your mom's house the other night, she didn't even give me a taco. That is horse shit. My mom always gives you a taco.

--Belmar, New Jersey

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Posted 2007-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

It Would Be Easier If You Just Went Home

Drunk sunbather: Have I told you I hate kites? I just hate them. They make me want to vomit. Also, I don't like adjectives, so don't call this a 'tasty sandwich.'

--Jones Beach, New York

Overheard by: pole

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Posted 2007-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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