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All We Asked Was, "Which Way Is North?"
Big-boobed lady to a man's wife: Yes, they're real. Would you like to feel for yourself? You're staring at them more than your husband is.
--New Smyrna Beach, Florida
Overheard by: trying not to make like I was listening
You Say This "Clitoris" Actually Has a Purpose?
Middle-aged woman to friend: Well, she had to get it long before she could use it.
--Bethany Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Tim Berzins
Let's Just Go to the Beach, Okay?
Girl #1: I'm glad we aren't having earthquakes here like back in Cali.
Girl #2: It would suck coming over to Maui and then having an earthquake here.
Girl #1: Hey, can you feel an earthquake in a plane?
Girl #2: Um...
--Kihei, Maui, Hawaii
Overheard by: Darcy
Wait Until She Sees Some Purple Ones
Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers!
--El Granada, California
Overheard by: davo
Do You Know How Babies Are Made?
16-year-old girl: Look, a rainbow!
16-year-old boy: Yeah... Do you know how rainbows are made?
16-year-old girl: Of course -- when the sun hits the mountains--
16-year-old boy: --Okay, I'm gonna stop you there before you say something stupid.
--Reykjavík, Iceland
Overheard by: RoKKeRiNN
Also the Idea behind Lifesavers Candy
Girl #1, whispering: Oh my god, I'm choking on this macaroni.
Girl 2: Then how are you talking?
Girl 1: The macaroni is stuck in my throat straight up, and I'm breathing through the hole in the noodle.
Girl 2: Ohhh, that makes sense.
--Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: jenny
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