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We've Tested the Law in Court
Conservative mom on cell: Julia, you just can't bring your kids here and let them swim naked... What? Yes, Julia, it's illegal.
--51st Street, Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: Unexpecting Beach Reader
The Outlaw Crotch Farmers of Australia
Girl #1, about lyrics to song: Who grows weed in their G-string?
Girl #2: That's 'hydroponics,' but I suppose it might be pretty wet down there. It's not impossible.
--Finucane Island, Australia
... And They Drank Too Much of It
Teen tourist girl #1: Why are all the Jersey boys guidos?
Teen tourist girl #2: I don't know. I guess there's a lot of Italians around here.
Teen tourist girl #1: Maybe the water in the ocean is from Italy.
--Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Overheard by: Glad I'm old..
Latest Miracle Ear Ad Campaign Goes "Street"
Girl #1: Oh my god, look at all the palm trees!
Girl #2: Shhh! Don't say 'papis'!
Girl #1: What? Cock tease?
--San Juan, Puerto Rico
Overheard by: jersey represent
So Stay in the Car or Stay in the Water
Mom to child: Now, don't get all sandy!
--Bethany Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Emily
Or Was That Rottweilers?
Female tourist: So, how do they know where the islands are every day?
Male tourist: They're chained to the sea floor so they don't drift too far.
--Cinnamon Bay, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands
Overheard by: stephen
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