Get the 10 best quotesby e-mail weekly!
What's the Word for a Fear of Teenyboppers?
Teenybopper #1: Ew, I hate wide open spaces.
Teenybopper #2: Isn't there a word for that?
Teenybopper #1: Yeah, I think it's some kind of phobia or something.
--Huntington Beach, California
Overheard by: MarilynMonBRO
... Because It Is
Girl #1: Yeah, my mom wants me to go to this party, but I don't wanna go alone. Wanna come?
Girl #2: Is it Tina's party?
Girl #1: ... Did you just ask me if it was a penis party?
--Clearwater, Florida
Overheard by: Hana
But Then, So Have I
Man on cell: I know -- she's been a proper cunt since she got cancer.
--Freshwater West, Pembroke, Wales
Overheard by: Withy
Her Vulvar Ring Is from Tiffany's
Girl #1: So, I was thinking about taking a picture of my yoo-hoo and framing it for my boyfriend this Christmas. Opinions?
Girl #2: I think you're the classiest individual I've ever encountered.
Girl #1: You're too kind.
--Waikiki beach, Honolulu, Hawaii
But Has Fewer Carbs
Chick #1: My dog won't eat its food unless we mix cottage cheese in it.
Chick #2: Ew, cottage cheese is disgusting.
Chick #1: Yeah, I hear it looks like a yeast infection.
--Hilton Head, South Carolina
You Ever Had a Fat Girl, Joanie?
Girl #1: I don't get it -- I'm in a sweater and I'm cold, but you aren't and you're wearing a tank top?
Girl #2: That's because I'm fat.
Girl #1: Oh... Well, at least you're honest!
--San Diego, California
Overheard by: Leah
Read the Previous Week's Quotes!
