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So They Both Just Lie There?
Girl #1: I was talking to Jess* the other day. She's been home for a while.
Girl #2: Isn't she a lesbian now?
Girl #1: Yeah, she was with her girlfriend, Michelle, who was really nice and really hot.
Girl #2: So, Jess is like the boy, right?
Girl #1: No. They are both girls.
--St. Kilda Beach, Australia
Overheard by: one of those lesbians who dates boys
Mirrors, Mostly
Drunk girl: Wow, those cookies are sooo big! How do they do that?
--Highway 98 East, Destin, Florida
Overheard by: restaurant bitch
It's a Cry for Attention
Goth girl #1: So, the stupid cam won't fucking stop following me.
Goth girl #2: [Hiccuping.]
Goth girl #1: And I can't adjust it or anything.
Goth girl #2: [Hiccuping.]
Goth girl #1: So it's really fucking--
Goth girl #2: --[Hiccuping.]
Goth girl #1: Would you fucking stop it?!
--Venice Beach, California
But I Feel a Lot Higher Than That
Wifey turning from looking at ocean: This is so nice. What elevation are we at?
Hubby: ... Seriously?
Wifey: Yes.
Hubby: Um... Sea level, honey.
Wifey: Oh. Yeah.
--Ka'anapali Beach, Maui, Hawaii
Overheard by: D-Rock
From Michael Moore's Bowling for Sea Lions
Bimbette tourist #1, about sea lions play-fighting: Oh my god, look at those seals! That big one just, like, knocked the smaller one off the wood thing!
Bimbette tourist #2: That is so mean. I hope the little one, like, kicks his ass in the end.
Local: They're just play-fighting. It's a show of dominance.
Bimbette tourist #1: But he pushed him off! He so wasn't kidding. I could tell.
Bimbette tourist #2: Seriously. God, how can you just excuse him acting like that? Not cool.
Local, muttering: Fucking tourists...
--Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco, California
Overheard by: an amused local
Probably Has Something to Do with the Location of His Brain
Dad, about bald passerby: That guy is really bald!
Daughter: Dad, you have more hair on your butt than your head.
--Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: Ryan
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