Not the Worst Pick-Up Line We've Ever Heard...

Dude: I don't have an STD... But I want one!

--Panama City Beach, Florida

Overheard by: katie

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Posted 2007-12-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Possibly in a Nunnery

Tattooed woman with cast: Did you see the dancer on stage with the horse tail?
Pale friend: I am ready for a vacation.

--South Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Scott on SoBe

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Posted 2007-12-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Then They Shot Him

Skateboarding surfer to six Hasidic Jews: Hey! Cowboys!

--Ventnor City, New Jersey

Overheard by: walking on the other side

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Posted 2007-12-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... Of Mexico. Where Margaritas Come From. Hello, in Salty Glasses?

Blonde: Why is this water, like, salty?
Brunette: Uhhh, it's sea water -- the ocean is salty.
Blonde: Yeah, but I thought this was the Gulf...

--Clearwater Beach, Florida

Overheard by: tourist lover

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Posted 2007-12-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Wait, Octopus Flavor?

Redneck spring breaker ordering from ceviche stand: Lemme try some of that shave-ice.

--South Beach, Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Bet he didn't like it

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Posted 2007-12-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

They Really Should Schedule the Beer Competition before the Sex

Italian MC on the PA: Fifteen minutes to Bocce ball tournament, volleyball tournament... Sex on the beach! Beer tournament at six!

--Fortuna Beach, Grand Bahama Island

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Posted 2007-12-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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