By Their Sucker Mouths?

Wife to husband: Baby, don't get out in the water! Those kids will be hanging on you like remoras!

--Grand Isle, Louisiana

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Posted 2008-01-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Jesus, Bitsy!

Preppy 60-something #1: Now you only owe me 10,463 martinis.
Preppy 60-something #2: Yep, she owes me a bunch, too.

--Kennebunkport, Maine

Overheard by: Amused Locals

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Posted 2008-01-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Bingo!

Teen boy #1: Yeah, and then there's the what-do-you-call-its -- those Doritos X-13-D or whatever -- where you name the flavor.
Teen boy #2: Haha, yeah. They probably just, like, mixed ingredients or something and didn't know what to call it.
Teen boy #1: All I know is it tasted like Dijon mustard and chicken Ramen noodles.

--Manteo, North Carolina

Overheard by: Sarah J

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Posted 2008-01-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Unless You've Got Weed

Four-year-old to 12-year-old: You come over here every single day. No one likes you. Go back to your own camp.

--Lake Champlain, New York

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Posted 2008-01-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Water, or Something

Guy: Why is there water on the outside of my can?
Girl: I don't know. I think it has to do with cold.

--Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

Overheard by: Kristy

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Posted 2008-01-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Weren't You There?

Mom to 13-year-old son: What the hell is wrong with you? Were you born this stupid?

--Seaside Heights, New Jersey

Overheard by: bonzo

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Posted 2007-12-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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