Actually, We're a Jewelry Store, but You Just Made My Day

Customer: Hey, my car is making a funny noise.
Clerk: What did it sound like?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk.
Clerk: How did it go, again?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk.
Clerk: I didn't quite get that -- one more time?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk! Vrummm-clunk! Vrummm-clunk!
Clerk: Hahahaha!
Customer: What?

--AutoZone, Crestview, Florida

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Posted 2008-01-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Guess You Take after Your Mother

Little boy: Guess what?
Man: What?
Little boy: On the count of three, I'm going to turn into a dinosaur.

--Rockaway Beach, New York

Overheard by: Ever

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Posted 2008-01-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

American-Flag Speedos Are Never Okay

Tall guy to sweaty friend: Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but you are wrong.

--Rosarito, Mexico

Overheard by: KJ

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Posted 2008-01-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Hopefully They'll Never Find Out I Cheated with Those Nantucket Nectars

40-year-old man #1: Water bottles are a major part of my life.
40-year-old man #2: Yeah...

--Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut

Overheard by: Very amused

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Posted 2008-01-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Can We Keep It?

Little boy passing by a midget: Mom! Mom! I just saw a people-kid!

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

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Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But Possibly Guatemalish

WASP girl: I saw three of them, and they all looked the same. I think they were Mexicanese?

--Bar Harbor, Maine

Overheard by: dulcineaesq

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Posted 2008-01-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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