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Depends Where You Kiss Them
Blonde: So can you, like, get AIDS from kissing?
Guido friend: I don't know. I think you have to share your DNA to get it.
Blonde: So, do most guys have DNA?
--Seaside Heights, New Jersey
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Dude, That Is the Shittiest Ghost Story in the Whole World
Dude: ... So I'm, like, sitting there and she just keeps staring at me! So you know what I did? I threw my pizza crust at her forehead... And she started to bleed! I mean, that was some hard pizza crust, man! And you know what did said? Nothing! She just kept staring!
--Dewey Beach, Delaware
And because She's Your Sister
Drunk law student, down on one knee: Will you marry me?
Drunk girl he just met, giggling: Of course!
Drunk law student to friend five minutes later: That's not binding if it's just oral, right?
--Daytona Beach, Florida
Hey, Your Son Asked
Soccer mom to friend: Masturbation... Ejaculation... All the stuff.
--Drift Inn Beach, Port Clyde, Maine
Overheard by: Sara
Could You Take It Out of Your Vagina First?
Girl #1 in stall: I think I'm bleeding.
Girl #2 in next stall: Do you have your period?
Girl #1: I dunno. Here, look.
Girl #2: I don't want to look!
Girl #1: At my foot, dumbass.
--Wawa, Chadwick Beach, New Jersey
You Know What's Really Emo? Not Breathing.
Teen #1: Get out of the street! There's a car coming.
Teen #2, not moving: I don't care.
Teen #3: God, you're so emo, it's ridiculous.
--Rockport, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Avery
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