No Thanks, Bobby

Three-year-old playing kitchen, to adults: Does anyone want a taste of my spicy vagina?

--Lake George, New York

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Posted 2008-02-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Totally -- You Sound Just Like Sean Connery

Californian girl: Oh my god, I am, like, so brown now. Do you think when we go back to the hostel and put on our English accents people will, like, not know who we are?

--Lagos Beach, Portugal

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Posted 2008-02-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... If I Can Find a Stupid Shit to Marry Me

Girl on cell: Yeah, so my dad said he wouldn't pay for college, but he would pay for my wedding, and I'd rather have a big party than study stupid shit for four years, so I'll just do that...

--Marathon, Florida

Overheard by: Nicole

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Posted 2008-02-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

We Can Always Use Extra Syringes around the House

Little girl: Mommy! I caught a wave!
Mother: Did you catch any trash?

--Brighton Beach, New York

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Posted 2008-02-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Everyone with Munchausen-by-Proxy

Brunette: Okay, now that I have your number, I'll just call you and then you'll have mine.
Blonde: Oh! It's ringing. Okay... I'm going to reject you, and then I'm going to save you... I'm just like Jesus.

--Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

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Posted 2008-02-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Where's Jonah, Anyway?

20-ish guy: I looked over at Sharon and didn't think she had any bottoms on. Then a wave lifted up her stomach, and I saw that she did.

--Old Lyme, Connecticut

Overheard by: Ann

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Posted 2008-02-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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