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Dear Folks, Won Another Argument. Best Vacation Ever!
Worldly hippie: So, my goal right now is pretty much to take the time to watch the sunset every day, because, you know, there aren't that many.
Vacationing New Yorker: What is there more of than sunsets?
--Goa, India
Overheard by: Iman
Translation: They Have the Best Coke
Dude #1: So, whatever happened to that stripper you were dating?
Dude #2: It's over. I think it's a bad idea to date strippers. You realize there's a good reason they're strippers, then it fucks it up every time you go back. It's like, you look at these hotties and imagine all the possibilities, but now, after dating enough strippers, you realize the possibilities include consoling her drunk ass as she cries about being abused as a child while she lines up another rail of coke, then tells you her secret fantasy is to see you get nailed in the ass by another dude!
Dude #1: I still want to date one.
Dude #2: ... Yeah, they're fun.
--LaHaina's, Mission Beach, California
Overheard by: sean
No, I Mean with Me This Time
Girlfriend: Hey, wanna have sex in the water later?
Boyfriend: Of course.
--Miami Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Kristy Y
I Gotta Go -- tthe Cops Said No More Warnings
Blonde on cell: Yeah, he just called. He's waiting for me across the street with his pants off.
--48th Street, Newport Beach, California
Idiot! They Hang Out with You to Improve Their Odds
Ugly girl to hot friends: No, I want to have sex... I'm just not liking my odds right now.
--Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: K
At Least, That's What I Heard
Middle-aged guy: Nah, it's never worth it if you don't get laid. I mean, I could've gotten two hookers for that much!
--Lake Calhoun, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: boris the blade
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