And When We Get Home, Wash Your Eyes

Sister: Would you like to see some sea life?
Brother, pointing at three women sunbathing topless: Eww, this isn't Europe!
Sister: Eli, just look away.

--Rockway Beach, NY

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Posted 2008-05-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Mmm, Damage

Sunbathing girl: Ahhh! Burning sensation!

--Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Kristin

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Posted 2008-05-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

This Is Why You Can't Bring Snips, Snails or Puppy Dog Tails on Planes Anymore

Little boy, wearing a towel as a cape: I'm six! And six-year-old boys are full of poison! I'm gonna bite you! Rawrrr!

--Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Lisita

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Posted 2008-05-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Is This Thing On?

Bikini girl #1: Oh my god, he was totally sleeping, and his member was, like, totally awake. Like, hello?!
Bikini girl #2, giggling: Yeah, hello?!
Bikini girl #3, giggling: Hello?!

--Seaside Heights, New Jersey

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Posted 2008-04-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

How Jewish Mothers Coddle Their Sons into Gibbering, Bedwetting, Compulsive Masturbators

Mother, dressing son: Wow, your hair dried gorgeously! You're such a Jew.

--Cape Henlopen, Delaware

Overheard by: KDP

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Posted 2008-04-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You, Not So Much

Teen girl #1: The sand is so hot!
Teen girl #2: That's why God put the sand near the water.
Teen girl #1: God was a genius!

--Fair Haven Beach, New York

Overheard by: Jane

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Posted 2008-04-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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