Overheard at the Beachtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://12010-09-03T09:01:36ZThe Voice of the TowelMovable Type 3.31Details Available Upon Requesttag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16862010-09-03T09:00:00Z2010-09-03T09:01:36ZGirl to friends: I think the worst thing I ever smelled was my own breath.--Weirs Beach, New HampshireOverheard by: glad I wasn't downwind of her...DjlindeeGirl to friends: I think the worst thing I ever smelled was my own breath.
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My Love for Him Burns Long and Strongtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16852010-09-02T09:00:00Z2010-09-02T09:01:12ZMan to friends: He's a pyromaniac from way back.--Sea Isle City, New JerseyOverheard by: Bonnie...DjlindeeMan to friends: He's a pyromaniac from way back.
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Ooo, Them's Fighting Words!tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16842010-09-01T09:00:00Z2010-09-01T09:01:07ZTeen to friend: That boy doesn't know his bivalves from his crustaceans.--Colonial Beach, VirginiaOverheard by: I love me some bivalves AND crustaceans...DjlindeeTeen to friend: That boy doesn't know his bivalves from his crustaceans.
--Colonial Beach, Virginia
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...And I Love You For It, Honeytag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16832010-08-31T09:00:00Z2010-08-31T09:01:10ZMother to child, as they leave the beach: You're like walkin', talkin' birth control.--Brownie Lake, Minneapolis, MinnesotaOverheard by: Erin Christey...DjlindeeMother to child, as they leave the beach: You're like walkin', talkin' birth control.
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Ugh, You Sound Like My Girl Scout Troop Leader.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16812010-08-28T09:00:00Z2010-08-28T09:01:05ZGirl to friend: You just took four Clonazepam. How are you not having a good time?--Luna Park, Coney Island...DjlindeeGirl to friend: You just took four Clonazepam. How are you not having a good time?
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Our Only Option Is Pit-Scissoringtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16802010-08-27T09:00:00Z2010-08-27T09:01:37ZGirl on phone: Did you go to my car yet? (pause) Shit, I wanted you to grab my deodorant. (pause) You have deodorant? (disgusted pause) I'm not going to use deodorant you just scraped off yourself!--Coney Island, New York...DjlindeeGirl on phone: Did you go to my car yet? (pause) Shit, I wanted you to grab my deodorant. (pause) You have deodorant? (disgusted pause) I'm not going to use deodorant you just scraped off yourself!
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There's Tan, and Then There's Snookie Tan.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16792010-08-26T09:00:00Z2010-08-26T09:01:11ZBlack man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don't you want to get tan?--ArubaOverheard by: Cassidy...DjlindeeBlack man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don't you want to get tan?
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...Scientists Say.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16782010-08-25T09:00:00Z2010-08-25T09:01:05ZGirl, shouting to friend 50 feet down the beach: You have a vagina!--Smith Point Beach, New York...DjlindeeGirl, shouting to friend 50 feet down the beach: You have a vagina!
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Talk About False Advertisingtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16772010-08-24T09:00:00Z2010-08-24T09:01:14ZBikini girl to older man: Yeah, he dumped her because she didn't put out. I mean, you're a high school guy, are you really going to stay with a girl who doesn't put out? Also, she kinda had a mustache.--Morgan...DjlindeeBikini girl to older man: Yeah, he dumped her because she didn't put out. I mean, you're a high school guy, are you really going to stay with a girl who doesn't put out? Also, she kinda had a mustache.
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Drinking Vacations Can Be Fun, Tootag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16762010-08-23T09:00:00Z2010-08-23T09:01:07ZTan woman: Did you pack a swimsuit?Pale woman: Yes, I always do.Tan woman: So you'll go to the beach?Pale woman: I have packed the same suit for my last five summer vacations, it still has the tags on it. What...DjlindeeTan woman: Did you pack a swimsuit? Pale woman: Yes, I always do. Tan woman: So you'll go to the beach? Pale woman: I have packed the same suit for my last five summer vacations, it still has the tags on it. What do you think the odds are?
--Emerald Isle Ferry, Michigan
Overheard by: i'm surrounded by water, isn't that enough]]>
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...Since, Technically, It's Thesis Research.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16752010-08-21T09:00:00Z2010-08-21T09:01:05ZBlonde girl on cell: That's not fair! Just because I want to actively pursue a sexual relationship with my thesis advisor does not mean you can call me a whore! (long pause) My boyfriend says he doesn't care.--Los Angeles, California...DjlindeeBlonde girl on cell: That's not fair! Just because I want to actively pursue a sexual relationship with my thesis advisor does not mean you can call me a whore! (long pause) My boyfriend says he doesn't care.
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Dude, You Suck at "Yo Mama"tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16742010-08-20T09:00:00Z2010-08-20T09:01:24Z11-year-old Korean boy to 11-year-old Egyptian boy: You live in pyramid and you mummy!--Christchurch, New ZealandOverheard by: novalis...Djlindee11-year-old Korean boy to 11-year-old Egyptian boy: You live in pyramid and you mummy!
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What Happens When You Give Your Number Out Too Oftentag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16732010-08-19T09:00:00Z2010-08-19T09:01:06ZRandom, possibly drunk lady at bar: 1, 2, 3, 4, who do we appreciate?--Thai Restaurant, Honolulu, Hawaii...DjlindeeRandom, possibly drunk lady at bar: 1, 2, 3, 4, who do we appreciate?
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Tonight's Movie: The Da Vinci Clodtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.16722010-08-18T09:00:00Z2010-08-18T09:01:08ZBlonde: What is autism?Brunette: Are you serious?Blonde: Isn't that when you write upside-down?--Tampa, Florida...DjlindeeBlonde: What is autism? Brunette: Are you serious? Blonde: Isn't that when you write upside-down?