Overheard at the Beachtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://12008-05-12T09:01:07ZThe Voice of the TowelMovable Type 3.31So, This Is Hell?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9682008-05-12T09:00:00Z2008-05-12T09:01:07ZFormerly smiling lifeguard: Great, I've got bird shit on me, and we have to listen to John Mayer!--Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina...DjlindeeFormerly smiling lifeguard: Great, I've got bird shit on me, and we have to listen to John Mayer!
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The Bible Omitted the Serpent's Jet-Ski Pitchtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9672008-05-10T09:00:00Z2008-05-10T09:01:06ZLocal dude, trying to get me to buy a jet-ski ride: You can drink and drive. It's paradise!--Paradise Island, The BahamasOverheard by: Drunken Swimmer...DjlindeeLocal dude, trying to get me to buy a jet-ski ride: You can drink and drive. It's paradise!
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Joe's Mistake Was to Try to Fulfill Both Commands at Oncetag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9662008-05-09T09:00:00Z2008-05-09T09:01:06ZMan riding away on bike: Oh ya, why don't you come over here and do something about it? Eat shit and fuck your mom!--Playa Del Rey, CA...DjlindeeMan riding away on bike: Oh ya, why don't you come over here and do something about it? Eat shit and fuck your mom!
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Now That I Have This Inconvenient Infectiontag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9652008-05-08T09:00:00Z2008-05-08T09:01:10ZTeenage girl: So I've decided not to be a slut anymore.--Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey...DjlindeeTeenage girl: So I've decided not to be a slut anymore.
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I Wonder If He Realizes He'll Never Go Back?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9642008-05-07T09:00:00Z2008-05-07T09:01:06ZSkinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend's huge black brother is walking behind him: I don't know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick!--Robert Moses, New YorkOverheard by: Zep...DjlindeeSkinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend's huge black brother is walking behind him: I don't know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick!
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No, Let's Talk More about the Cheesetag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9632008-05-06T09:00:00Z2008-05-06T09:01:06ZWoman: Where are you from?Twelve-year-old boy: Minnesota.Woman: Oh, yeah, you have really good cheese there.Boy: Ummmm...Woman: Oh, wait. No. That's Wisconsin. They have really good cheese.Boy: Yeah. They do. But I'm from Minnesota.--Virginia Beach...DjlindeeWoman: Where are you from? Twelve-year-old boy: Minnesota. Woman: Oh, yeah, you have really good cheese there. Boy: Ummmm... Woman: Oh, wait. No. That's Wisconsin. They have really good cheese. Boy: Yeah. They do. But I'm from Minnesota.
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This Is Where You Realize That's What I've Always Beentag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9622008-05-05T09:00:00Z2008-05-05T09:01:06ZMan on a bike, on cell: Is this where you become an evil bitch?--Long Beach, New YorkOverheard by: Ilyse...DjlindeeMan on a bike, on cell: Is this where you become an evil bitch?
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And When We Get Home, Wash Your Eyestag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9612008-05-03T09:00:00Z2008-05-03T09:01:09ZSister: Would you like to see some sea life?Brother, pointing at three women sunbathing topless: Eww, this isn't Europe!Sister: Eli, just look away.--Rockway Beach, NY...DjlindeeSister: Would you like to see some sea life? Brother, pointing at three women sunbathing topless: Eww, this isn't Europe! Sister: Eli, just look away.
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This Is Why You Can't Bring Snips, Snails or Puppy Dog Tails on Planes Anymoretag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9592008-05-01T09:00:00Z2008-05-01T09:01:06ZLittle boy, wearing a towel as a cape: I'm six! And six-year-old boys are full of poison! I'm gonna bite you! Rawrrr!--Cape Cod, MassachusettsOverheard by: Lisita...DjlindeeLittle boy, wearing a towel as a cape: I'm six! And six-year-old boys are full of poison! I'm gonna bite you! Rawrrr!
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Is This Thing On?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9582008-04-30T09:00:00Z2008-05-05T15:17:26ZBikini girl #1: Oh my god, he was totally sleeping, and his member was, like, totally awake. Like, hello?!Bikini girl #2, giggling: Yeah, hello?!Bikini girl #3, giggling: Hello?!--Seaside Heights, New Jersey...DjlindeeBikini girl #1: Oh my god, he was totally sleeping, and his member was, like, totally awake. Like, hello?! Bikini girl #2, giggling: Yeah, hello?! Bikini girl #3, giggling: Hello?!
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How Jewish Mothers Coddle Their Sons into Gibbering, Bedwetting, Compulsive Masturbatorstag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9572008-04-29T09:00:00Z2008-04-29T09:01:06ZMother, dressing son: Wow, your hair dried gorgeously! You're such a Jew.--Cape Henlopen, DelawareOverheard by: KDP...DjlindeeMother, dressing son: Wow, your hair dried gorgeously! You're such a Jew.
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You, Not So Muchtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9562008-04-28T09:00:00Z2008-04-28T09:01:07ZTeen girl #1: The sand is so hot!Teen girl #2: That's why God put the sand near the water.Teen girl #1: God was a genius!--Fair Haven Beach, New YorkOverheard by: Jane...DjlindeeTeen girl #1: The sand is so hot! Teen girl #2: That's why God put the sand near the water. Teen girl #1: God was a genius!
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Shoulda Trimmed the Beardtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9552008-04-26T09:00:00Z2008-04-26T09:01:06ZGuy: Does my face smell like vagina?Girl: I doubt it [sniffs his face]. Well, maybe a little.--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina...DjlindeeGuy: Does my face smell like vagina? Girl: I doubt it [sniffs his face]. Well, maybe a little.
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Nude Beach Brain Teasertag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2008://1.9542008-04-25T09:00:00Z2008-04-25T09:01:08ZWife: Frank, you heard about the 11 second rule?Husband, staring at hot nude chick nearby: What?Wife: The 11 second rule. If the cops catch you staring at breasts for more than 11 seconds, you have to go to jail.Husband: No...DjlindeeWife: Frank, you heard about the 11 second rule? Husband, staring at hot nude chick nearby: What? Wife: The 11 second rule. If the cops catch you staring at breasts for more than 11 seconds, you have to go to jail. Husband: No way. Wife: And keep in mind, there are lots of gay men on this beach.
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