Overheard at the Beachtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://12010-03-22T09:01:14ZThe Voice of the TowelMovable Type 3.31I Hate People Who Have Better Tans Than I Dotag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15442010-03-22T09:00:00Z2010-03-22T09:01:14ZBimbette to boyfriend: So yeah, I like, went to Cabo over spring break, and there were like Mexicans everywhere! Yeah, it was horrible.--Michigan...DjlindeeBimbette to boyfriend: So yeah, I like, went to Cabo over spring break, and there were like Mexicans everywhere! Yeah, it was horrible.
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I'll Just Have the Sweetbread.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15432010-03-20T09:00:00Z2010-03-20T09:01:07ZTeen girl having dinner: Ew! Escargot has snails!--Carnival Cruise ShipOverheard by: Alix...DjlindeeTeen girl having dinner: Ew! Escargot has snails!
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And They Keep Accidentally Driving Me Back Over the Bordertag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15422010-03-19T09:00:00Z2010-03-19T09:01:51ZTourist with thick New Jersey accent: These people are so stupid! They don't even speak American.--Huatulco, Mexico...DjlindeeTourist with thick New Jersey accent: These people are so stupid! They don't even speak American.
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I Can Tell Because It Is Still Fulltag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15412010-03-18T09:00:00Z2010-03-18T09:01:07ZCop, pointing to trash can filled rim with beer and alcohol bottles: Are all of these yours?Tall man, pointing to one lone bottle: Well, that one's not mine.--Belmar, New Jersey...DjlindeeCop, pointing to trash can filled rim with beer and alcohol bottles: Are all of these yours? Tall man, pointing to one lone bottle: Well, that one's not mine.
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A+ Nose-Picking, Though.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15402010-03-17T09:00:00Z2010-03-17T09:01:04ZOlder brother: Okay, okay, run around and grab all the sand and pick it up and throw it on the ground as fast as you can.(little brother stares cluelessly at older brother)Older brother: No, you fail!--Long Beach Island, New JerseyOverheard...DjlindeeOlder brother: Okay, okay, run around and grab all the sand and pick it up and throw it on the ground as fast as you can. (little brother stares cluelessly at older brother) Older brother: No, you fail!
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Shark: Ralph, Do You Have to Play the Jaws Theme Non-Stop?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15392010-03-16T09:00:00Z2010-03-16T09:01:07ZMiddle aged tourist yelling frantically to children in the water: Get out, get out! There's sharks!Teenager with skimboard: Actually, those are a school of stingrays. They're quite harmle...Middle age mother, cutting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now!--Clearwater Beach, FloridaOverheard by:...DjlindeeMiddle aged tourist yelling frantically to children in the water: Get out, get out! There's sharks! Teenager with skimboard: Actually, those are a school of stingrays. They're quite harmle... Middle age mother, cutting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now!
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Jesus, What Do You Have to Do to Get Exiled from New Jersey?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15382010-03-15T09:00:00Z2010-03-15T09:01:08ZLittle boy: Why do you live in New York now?Uncle: Well, the family don't love me anymore.Little boy: Huh? But...?Uncle: Yeah, but you're lucky, they still love you. If they didn't, you'd have to live in New York with me.--Seaside...DjlindeeLittle boy: Why do you live in New York now? Uncle: Well, the family don't love me anymore. Little boy: Huh? But...? Uncle: Yeah, but you're lucky, they still love you. If they didn't, you'd have to live in New York with me.
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You've Never Ordered from Papa Johannesburg's?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15372010-03-13T09:00:00Z2010-03-13T09:01:06ZGirl #1: Who really invented pizza?Girl #2: I think it was the Africans.Guy: Africans? Come on, they're still not eating pizza.--Mt. Clemens, MichiganOverheard by: Lauren...DjlindeeGirl #1: Who really invented pizza? Girl #2: I think it was the Africans. Guy: Africans? Come on, they're still not eating pizza.
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What? It's Really Fat.tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15362010-03-12T09:00:00Z2010-03-12T09:01:39ZLittle boy standing at pier railing, looking at beach: Look, dad! I can see America from here!--Seal Beach Pier, California...DjlindeeLittle boy standing at pier railing, looking at beach: Look, dad! I can see America from here!
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Another Fake Placetag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15352010-03-11T09:00:00Z2010-03-11T09:01:07ZGuy #1: You're from Kazakhstan? Isn't that where Borat is from?Guy #2: Yes.Guy #1: I thought that place was fake. I didn't know it was a real place.Guy #2: Borat is from England.--Miami Beach...DjlindeeGuy #1: You're from Kazakhstan? Isn't that where Borat is from? Guy #2: Yes. Guy #1: I thought that place was fake. I didn't know it was a real place. Guy #2: Borat is from England.
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Just Brain Cells? Whew!tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15342010-03-10T09:00:00Z2010-03-10T09:01:11ZGuy on cell: Did you just say you killed somebody?!--Waikiki, HawaiiOverheard by: gavin...DjlindeeGuy on cell: Did you just say you killed somebody?!
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Have You Tried Sleeping With Guys Who Like You?tag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15332010-03-09T09:00:00Z2010-03-09T09:01:07ZUgly overweight girl in unflattering bikini: Guys don't like you anymore after you've had sex with them.--Belmar Beach, New Jersey...DjlindeeUgly overweight girl in unflattering bikini: Guys don't like you anymore after you've had sex with them.
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But If You Keep Drinking, They Refuse to Open at Alltag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15322010-03-08T09:00:00Z2010-03-08T09:01:06ZBetty Ford dropout: I hate it when you close your eyes and you feel the alcohol, but when you open them you don't.--Ocean City, New JerseyOverheard by: Danny...DjlindeeBetty Ford dropout: I hate it when you close your eyes and you feel the alcohol, but when you open them you don't.
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Winter In Maine Is ...Less Than Excitingtag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15312010-03-06T09:00:00Z2010-03-06T09:01:10ZSuburban tourist #1: Remember that time when I threw the cat out in the snow and that guy was staring at me?Suburban tourist #2: And then John got christened by the cat.Suburban tourist #1: Yeah, I don't think that cat...DjlindeeSuburban tourist #1: Remember that time when I threw the cat out in the snow and that guy was staring at me? Suburban tourist #2: And then John got christened by the cat. Suburban tourist #1: Yeah, I don't think that cat had peed in six months. It was like a fire hose. Wife: That John and his temper...
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They Pump in The "Surf" White Noise To Mute Conversationstag:www.overheardatthebeach.com,2010://1.15302010-03-05T09:00:00Z2010-03-05T09:01:13ZGirl on cell: Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm in the library. (pause) Yes. (pause) No, I can't talk, I'm studying.--Blemar Beach, New Jersey...DjlindeeGirl on cell: Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm in the library. (pause) Yes. (pause) No, I can't talk, I'm studying.