Overheard At The Beach

A Real Whore Would Have Given You AIDS, Not Just the Clap

beach — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:25:43 +0000

Girl: I’m a backpacker, not a real whore. –Coogee Beach, Sydney, Australia

Babysitters from the Projects are Just More Affordable

beach — Sun, 19 May 2013 16:19:09 +0000

Boy: Good looks!
Girl: Good looks?
Boy: Yeah, that’s what black people say. –Rockaway Beach, Queens, New York Overheard by: Sparky

It's the Ashes of Dead Mouseketeers

beach — Sun, 19 May 2013 04:04:41 +0000

Redneck mother: Where’d all this sand come from?
Redneck daughter: Disney, probably. –Daytona Beach, Florida Overheard by: Angela Cimato

In that Case, Put that Big Black Cock in my Ass

beach — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:48 +0000

Teen boy: … And you’re so racist.
Teen girl: I’m really not.
Teen boy: It’s okay. I find it sexy. –Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia Overheard by: Api

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wpengine — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:43:31 +0000

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Let's Discuss It While I Bleed Out

beach — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:33:40 +0000

Chick: Fuck, I stepped on a piece of glass!
Dude: Was it beach glass?
Chick: I don’t know… We’re at the beach… Probably.

–Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: monkey

Kids, Can You Find Five Things Wrong with this Sunbather?

beach — Fri, 17 May 2013 03:31:01 +0000

Girl #1: How do my boobs look?
Girl #2: Like oranges. Seriously, you need to quit that fake tanning shit.
Girl #1: Suck my dick.

–Ocean City, Maryland

No, We're Practicing Civil Disobedience

beach — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:29:51 +0000

Brainiac: Are you allowed to skinny dip here?

–Nude beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey

That Reminds Me, When is Mom Up for Parole?

beach — Thu, 16 May 2013 03:21:01 +0000

Chick: I can’t stand it when people smoke at the beach. It’s such a wrong thing to do in a place like this.
Dude: Smoking at the beach is like killing someone at a birthday party.

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Peter

It's the Little Things that Make Suicide Worthwhile

beach — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:19:32 +0000

A group of pedestrians is almost run down by several cyclists.

Girl #1: Are we walking on the bike path?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: God, I hate us.

–Lake Nokomis, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Aaron Johnson