Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Mon, 29 Aug 2016 19:56:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6 He Said He Would Love Her Always http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000652.html Mon, 29 Aug 2016 19:56:46 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=645 Guy #1: No. She, like, threw the tampon.
Guy #2: At him?
Guy #1: Yeah, to turn him on. –St. Augustine, Florida

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By Their Sucker Mouths? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000859.html Sun, 28 Aug 2016 19:53:38 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=852 Wife to husband: Baby, don’t get out in the water! Those kids will be hanging on you like remoras! –Grand Isle, Louisiana

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I Thought You Were Talking About Those Tourist Locals http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001180.html Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:35:42 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1173 Guy #1: Let's go local hunting.
Hot girl: I don't want to go fucking local hunting.
Guy #2: You should, it's mad fun. We went to this local party once and got kicked out.
Guy #1: Yeah, but we got the number of this kid who lives here.
Ugly girl: Wait. People live here? –Westhampton Beach, New York Overheard by: Doesn't live there

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Ugh, You Sound Like My Girl Scout Troop Leader. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001681.html Fri, 26 Aug 2016 19:22:02 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1674 Girl to friend: You just took four Clonazepam. How are you not having a good time? –Luna Park, Coney Island

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It's Never Too Early for Internet Porn http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000190.html Thu, 25 Aug 2016 19:09:11 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=193 Little boy: Hey! What’s your name? Little girl walking along shore doesn’t look at him. Little boy: Hey! What’s your name?! Little girl looks at boy but continues walking. Little boy: What’s your name?! What’s your naaaaame?!
Mother of girl: It’s Jade. Mother whispers to girl and points in boy’s direction, but girl continues walking in other direction. Surfer dude: Yeah, kid, you can only expect more of that as you get older. –Pomano Beach, Florida

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Brunettes Have More Fun with Their Brothers http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000305.html Wed, 24 Aug 2016 19:00:21 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=306 Blonde girl: Oh… I had sex with your brother last night.
Brunette girl: Oh, yeah?
Blonde girl: He has a huge cock.
Brunette girl: Oh my god! I know!
Blonde girl: Too bad he has herpes.
Brunette girl: I know… –Burlington Beach, Ontario, Canadia Overheard by: Alrighty…..

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Yes, We Have a Huge Dish http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001552.html Tue, 23 Aug 2016 18:50:10 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1545 Teen girl #1 to cute boy: Wow, you're from Romania?
Teen girl #2: Do you have, like, MTV Asia? –Avalon, New Jersey

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At the Inconsistent Parenting Semifinals http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001919.html Mon, 22 Aug 2016 18:32:36 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1912 Mom to #2 girls running from pool to their towel: Get away from that towel! You're wet, you don't need no towel! –Mount Vernon NY

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I Ran Out of Bag Balm (TM) http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000715.html Sun, 21 Aug 2016 18:26:01 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=708 Man: I see you’ve caught the sun a bit!
Fat lady: No, that’s just chub-rub. –Spain Overheard by: Vertman

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I Love a Girl Who Can Handle Her Balls http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001621.html Sat, 20 Aug 2016 18:05:42 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1614 70-year-old man at bar: I got prostate cancer back in the day, so I can lick 'em, but I can't dick 'em.
Almost legal girl: Oh? (laughs)
70-year-old man: You're very well-built for your age. (stares at girl's breasts) You wanna play pool with me? –Palm Coast, Florida

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