Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:20:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6.1 There's a Fucking Version? My Life Is Complete! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001661.html Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:20:27 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1654 Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z. –Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

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Still Doesn't Explain Ted Kennedy, Though http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001570.html Sat, 24 Sep 2016 00:12:37 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1563 Girl #1: Things happen for a reason, you know.
Girl #2: Yeah… It's probably good that I'm not rich. If I were rich, I'd be such a bitch!
Girl #1: Oh, I know! I'd still love you, but you'd be a total bitch.
Girl #2: Ugh… I can just hear me now: (total val voice) I'm going shopping! (normal voice) Ugh… My dad would spoil me.
Girl #1: I know! My dad too!
Girl #2: Our dads are too nice!
Girl #1: Maybe that's why god made them poor.
Girl #2: Yeah… He knew we'd be terrible people. –Nathan's, Coney Island, New York Overheard by: Wondering if I sound like this to other people

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You Must Be at Least This Smart to Go Near the Water http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001553.html Fri, 23 Sep 2016 00:00:17 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1546 Tourist mom: Can you rent a boat at the lake down there?
Employee: Um, no. And that's the Pacific ocean. –Coffee Shop, Carmel Beach, California

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But Then, So Have I http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000815.html Wed, 21 Sep 2016 23:54:28 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=808 Man on cell: I know — she’s been a proper cunt since she got cancer. –Freshwater West, Pembroke, Wales Overheard by: Withy

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Homeschooling: The Dark Side. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001820.html Tue, 20 Sep 2016 23:39:27 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1813 Little city boy chasing seagull on the beach: Come here, you flying chicken!
Mom: That is not a chicken, that is a pigeon or something!
Little boy: I said come here, come here, you chicken head! –Seaside, Oregon

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Her Friends Call Her "Inconvenient Ruth" http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000765.html Mon, 19 Sep 2016 23:20:41 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=758 Seven-year-old girl with net, shouting to friend and running to the water: Come on, Meghan! This is a humongous scientific emergency! –Wellfleet, Massachusetts

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Dude, I Think She's Advertising! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001011.html Sun, 18 Sep 2016 23:13:44 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1004 Preteen boy #1, whispering to pal: Dude! Look at that girl lying over there. Her bikini’s pulled up so tight it’s up in her snatch.
Preteen boy #2, whispering back: Quiet… Damn!
Preteen boy #1: What’s that sticking out?
Preteen boy #2: I think it’s hair, dude.
Preteen boy #1: They got hair down there?
[they high-five each other]
Preteen boy #1: It’s kind of gross and cool at the same time. –Padre Island, Texas

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Won't They Suffocate? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001823.html Sat, 17 Sep 2016 23:12:57 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1816 Girl #1: So I remembered to raise my eyebrows in the picture… Hey, want to see? (pulls out driver's license).
Girl #2: I just leave mine in the car.
Girl #1: Your eyebrows? –Hartford, Wisconsin Overheard by: Eating icecream at the time

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In His Prison Locker http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000213.html Fri, 16 Sep 2016 23:03:52 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=216 Niece: I can’t find my underwear!
Uncle: Maybe it’s with my wedding ring. –Rio Del Mar Beach, California

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You Know about That? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000783.html Thu, 15 Sep 2016 22:56:38 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=776 Guy to pal: Dude, I am pissed. When we were at your mom’s house the other night, she didn’t even give me a taco. That is horse shit. My mom always gives you a taco. –Belmar, New Jersey

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