Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Thu, 19 Jan 2017 20:18:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.1 Dear Tony– More Vinegar, Less Garlic — Love, Marsha http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000159.html Thu, 19 Jan 2017 20:18:00 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=163 Ghetto chick #1: Yo, girl, I can smell you from here.
Ghetto chick #2: Girl, what you talkin’ ’bout? You better be talkin’ ’bout my lotion.
Ghetto chick #1: No, girl! I’m talkin’ ’bout your pussy.
Ghetto chick #2: You crazy, girl. Tony ate it out last night. Ain’t nothin’ in there to smell!
Ghetto chick #1: Maybe it’s just the nigga’s breath, then. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: karen g.

Just Breathe a Little Water and We're Good http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001480.html Wed, 18 Jan 2017 20:10:18 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1473 Man: Come back in the water with me.
Boy: No. You tried to drown me! You almost killed me!
Man: Well. You shouldn't have kicked me.
Boy: Kickin' someone in the ding-dong ain't gonna kill them.
Man: It might. –Destin, Florida

The New Theme For Bars in Shinjuku http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000181.html Tue, 17 Jan 2017 20:03:01 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=184 Girl #1: Ew, don’t swim in the water.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: ‘Cause fish have sex in it. Do you want to swallow fish sperm? –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Izzie

Worth a Try http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000990.html Mon, 16 Jan 2017 19:55:49 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=983 Jock #1: Did you see him at the party last night? I mean, what the hell?
Jock #2: Dude, he’s such a fag.
Jock #1: I heard he swallows.
Jock #2: What’s his name again?
Jock #1: Eric. –Ocean City, Maryland

You Say This "Clitoris" Actually Has a Purpose? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000798.html Sun, 15 Jan 2017 19:45:28 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=791 Middle-aged woman to friend: Well, she had to get it long before she could use it. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Tim Berzins

Insert Vibrating Ring Joke Here http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000247.html Sat, 14 Jan 2017 19:35:29 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=249 Teen boy, to anorexic teen girl #1: Why do you keep your phone in your thong?
Anorexic teen girl #2: Well, where else is she going to put it? She has no boobs. –Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by: Sam

And the KGB. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001238.html Fri, 13 Jan 2017 19:34:09 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1231 Girl: I'm really allergic to bugs, so that's why I'm scared of jellyfish. –Destin, Florida Overheard by: right, because jellyfish are just really big bugs

No, My Family Comes to See Me http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000930.html Thu, 12 Jan 2017 19:30:36 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=923 Old man #1: This one girl, she let me play with myself.
Old man #2: Oh, yeah?
Old man #1: Yeah… And some of them even let you touch their tits.
Old man #2: Do you still go to Long Island for that? –Compo Beach, Westport, Connecticut Overheard by: Forgot my iPod

Because It Likes Bananas? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000368.html Wed, 11 Jan 2017 19:22:05 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=369 Little girl: No, no, no. Mommy calls her vagina a monkey. –St George Island, Florida Overheard by: say what?

But If you're offering, I'll be glad to take advantage of it http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001155.html Tue, 10 Jan 2017 19:15:32 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1148 Girl #1 (as girl #2 drops towel around her waist): Showin' off the goods?
Girl #2: I don't need your sass mouth. –Manhattan Beach, California