Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Thu, 25 May 2017 16:07:38 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.5 …While You're Sleeping. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001381.html Thu, 25 May 2017 16:07:38 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1374 Drunk guy to drunk friends: I love you from the base of my penis! –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Allison

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You Want the Physics? You Can't Handle the Physics! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001886.html Wed, 24 May 2017 16:00:26 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1879 Blonde: Why did they make the sun so hot? –Tampa, Florida

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… Of Mexico. Where Margaritas Come From. Hello, in Salty Glasses? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000832.html Tue, 23 May 2017 15:57:33 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=825 Blonde: Why is this water, like, salty?
Brunette: Uhhh, it’s sea water — the ocean is salty.
Blonde: Yeah, but I thought this was the Gulf… –Clearwater Beach, Florida Overheard by: tourist lover

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My Dating Life: Encapsulated. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001897.html Mon, 22 May 2017 15:54:02 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1890 Beach cutie: So I was walking along the beach and thought I found a really colorful shell, but no! Entrails! –Aruba

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What Happened to Gray, Windowless Vans? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000036.html Sun, 21 May 2017 15:44:00 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=41 Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls. –Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon Overheard by: Drewlicious

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At the Chubby Chasers Convention http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000146.html Sat, 20 May 2017 15:39:45 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=150 Girl: In my head I’m like, ‘Have you looked in the mirror, Seinfeld? You look like a fuckin’ beached whale.’ God, I love him. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Brittney

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The Pool's on the Haitian Side Of the Border http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001337.html Fri, 19 May 2017 15:33:05 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1330 Mom to screaming eight-year-old boy: I'm going to throw you in the pool if you don't behave.
Eight-year-old boy: Are you crazy? I'll get an ear infection! –Resort Restaurant, Dominican Republic Overheard by: Tanya from NY

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I Wonder If He Realizes He'll Never Go Back? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000964.html Thu, 18 May 2017 15:30:55 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=957 Skinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend’s huge black brother is walking behind him: I don’t know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick! –Robert Moses, New York Overheard by: Zep

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Seventeen is Impressive, Yet Believable. 20 is Just Silly http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000468.html Wed, 17 May 2017 15:22:50 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=469 Boy #1: Are you gonna use your real age or your fake age?
Boy #2: I’m gonna say I’m 20.
Boy #1: Fuck that! I’m saying 17.
Boy #3: I’m so wasted I can hardly ride my bike. –Foster Avenue Beach, Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Beach Comber

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She Must Be Who They Have in Mind When They Say 99% Effective http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000628.html Tue, 16 May 2017 15:04:22 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=621 Teen #1 looking down at bikini top: [Sighs] I wish my boobs were bigger. I can’t wait until one day when I’m pregnant — then they’ll grow.
Teen #2: Why don’t you go on birth control? That made Jen’s* and Michelle’s* get a whole cup bigger.
Teen #3: Yeah, Kelly’s*, too.
Teen #1: Really?! Oh, man! I’m gonna go on birth control and get knocked up. Then they’d be huge! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: CAT

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