Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Fri, 24 Feb 2017 02:13:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.2 You May Be Too Stupid to Be My Hag, Desdemona http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001808.html Fri, 24 Feb 2017 02:13:03 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1801 Gay guy, after boy holds his hand: Ooooh! I finally get a little PDA!
Chick: Ew! TMI! Who's little Petey? Why would you name it that? –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: aoK

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After All that Training with the Ping-Pong Balls, It's Just a Reflex http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000040.html Thu, 23 Feb 2017 02:08:00 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=45 Chick: You didn’t bring the towels?!
Dude: Sorry, I forgot! Just lay in the sand!
Chick: I can’t! You know it always gets up inside of me! –Daytona Beach, Florida

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'Cause, If So, It's Totally Your Turn http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000369.html Wed, 22 Feb 2017 01:57:53 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=370 A black man cuts in line ahead of two anorexic JAPs. Anorexic JAP #1: Why are we here again?
Anorexic JAP #2: Ugh, I know! This would never happen back in Boca!
Black man: Eat something, you Jewish popsicles!
Anorexic JAP #1: Did he just ask us to give him a blowjob? –Deerfield Beach, Florida Overheard by: Laughing

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I Hear That AIDS You in Your Pursuit of Contraception http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000434.html Tue, 21 Feb 2017 01:51:02 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=435 Guy #1: Eh, to be honest, with as much as I’ve been laid, I’ve probably got a kid somewhere.
Guy #2: You need to practice safe sex. Put it in her pooper. –Pismo Beach, California Overheard by: Walking by in disbelief

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I Thought Gulf Was a Gasoline http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000616.html Mon, 20 Feb 2017 01:44:57 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=609 Teen #1: … And then I got, like, swept out into the Pacific! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don’t you mean the Atlantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are retards. That’s the Gulf of Mexico!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh. –St. Simons Island, Georgia Overheard by: just out for a walk

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They're the Katie Couric Of Mammaries! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001503.html Sun, 19 Feb 2017 01:37:00 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1496 Hot girl to extremely fat guy transfixed by her boobs: What, are you comparing size? Shape? Cause mine might not be as big as yours, but they're far perkier. –Uvongo Beach, South Africa Overheard by: dizziebean

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Oaky, with Overtones of Fruit and Tobacco http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000713.html Sat, 18 Feb 2017 01:25:02 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=706 Chick #1 disappears into bedroom with dude. Chick #2: Go ahead, bitch, suck his dick. It’s sandy and it tastes like me. –Beach Haven, New Jersey

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And You Weren't Even Drunk at the Time?? Blasphemy! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001748.html Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:19:26 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1741 Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you? –Beach Lake, Pennsylvania

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And He Reads at the 37-Year-Old Level http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000326.html Thu, 16 Feb 2017 00:59:52 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=327 Papi #1: Oh, he’s so nice! You know, he’s 36, but he doesn’t look any older than 34!
Papi #2: That’s hot. Translated from the Spanish –Miami Beach, Florida

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… And Because You Knocked Up Our Mom in the First Place http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001154.html Wed, 15 Feb 2017 00:52:37 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1147 Mom (exasperatedly): Come on children, you guys going to give me heart failure!
Six-year-old: You going to give yourself heart failure, cause you wouldn't leave us alone. –Bridgetown, Barbados

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