Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Sun, 26 Jun 2016 09:15:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.3 That was a Platonic Blow Job http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000454.html Sun, 26 Jun 2016 09:15:03 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=455 JAP #1: So yeah, Aaron* and Rachel* hooked up last night.
JAP #2: Oh my god! What a fucking slut!
JAP #1: Didn’t you and Rachel give Aaron a blow job last week, at the same time?
JAP #2: Yeah, so… Your point?
JAP #1: Oh, nevermind… Just wanted to know what you thought was slutty and what wasn’t. –Boca Beach Club, Boca Raton, Florida Overheard by: glad i picked the boca hotel to stay at..

Raising Teenage Boys Can Lead to Some Sticky Situations http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001905.html Sat, 25 Jun 2016 09:00:36 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1898 40-something woman, looking at towel in disgust: Bobby, how many times have I told you not to jerk off in the back seat?!
Annoyed teenage boy: Sorry, mom! Geez! –Ocean City, New Jersey Overheard by: Awkwardest Moment of My Life

Gonna Be Everybody's Naptime http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001371.html Fri, 24 Jun 2016 08:46:59 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1364 Hipster teen on cell: No, dude, I'm not sober. I'm totally drunk and I have to babysit in less than an hour! –Alki Beach, Seattle, Washington

Yet Another Reason to Love the Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000986.html Thu, 23 Jun 2016 08:44:11 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=979 Guy: It smells like pussy out here!
Girl: It smells like you’re gonna have to find someone else to give your ass a ride home. –Bixby Knolls, Long Beach, California Overheard by: Armando

Did You Go to High School in North Carolina? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001269.html Wed, 22 Jun 2016 08:42:17 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1262 Dumb blonde: It's not “labia Menorah”?
Friend: No, that's the Jewish thing.
Dumb blonde: So what is it then? –Siesta Key, Florida

Or Worse, in the Crushing Boredom of Marriage http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000895.html Tue, 21 Jun 2016 08:37:48 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=888 Guy #1: Man, just seeing all these couples together just makes it worse, you know?
Guy #2: Yeah, I hear you. I’m sorry…
Guy #1, shouting at passing couples: It’s all gonna end in tears! –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Higgins

And I Think You Owe Me an Apology http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000329.html Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:22:39 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=330 Mom to little boy: You do not pee on somebody unless they ask you to! –Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina Overheard by: mad-the-hatter

Communism Is Difficult to Swallow http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000800.html Sun, 19 Jun 2016 08:09:19 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=793 Father to small child: Is that from China? Get that out of your mouth! –Long Beach, Long Island, New York

You're Thinking Of Middle School, Debbie http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001587.html Sat, 18 Jun 2016 08:03:57 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1580 Spring breaker bimbette #1, about ordering drinks: And get Coco Rico, and Sex on the Beach…
Spring breaker bimbette #2, interrupting: Wait, isn't there also something called Sex in the Basement? –Tamarindo, Costa Rica Overheard by: one of them spoke decent Spanish, at least

Time to Install More RAM http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000429.html Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:00:13 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=430 Jock #1: Woah! I am so down for some volleyball!
Jock #2: Bocce ball!
Jock #1: Bocce is huge.
Jock #2: Man, I feel like a kid in a candy store… Yo, I am so into this bocce ball.
Jock #1: Bocce is huge. –Dr. Gravity’s Kite Shop, Harwichport, Massachusetts Overheard by: jon wazoo