Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Sat, 10 Dec 2016 14:24:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6.1 Where's Jonah, Anyway? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000884.html Sat, 10 Dec 2016 14:24:41 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=877 20-ish guy: I looked over at Sharon and didn’t think she had any bottoms on. Then a wave lifted up her stomach, and I saw that she did. –Old Lyme, Connecticut Overheard by: Ann

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…That's What My Retainer Is For. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001795.html Fri, 09 Dec 2016 14:12:44 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1788 Hot girl to friend: No, no, my underwear comes home with me every time; my panties will be no one's trophy. –Target, Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Candace

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Let Him Ride (the Waves) on Me? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000352.html Thu, 08 Dec 2016 13:53:54 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=353 Underage girl: Oh, my God. Look at that guy. He’s so fucking hot.
Bartender, sarcastically: Oooh, nice. Maybe if you show him your boobs, he’ll buy you a drink?
Underage girl: You think so?
Mom: No way. You’re as flat as a surfboard. If you want that guy to buy you a drink, you’d have to do a lot more than show him your boobs. –The Seafood Bar, The Breakers, Palm Beach, Florida Overheard by: The JAP

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Even Dick Sucking? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001737.html Wed, 07 Dec 2016 13:30:13 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1730 Furious teenage boy to other teens: Just because you call “no-homo” before you do something doesn't mean it's not gay! –Coney Island, New York

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In Fairness, He Hasn't Fucked the Babysitter Yet http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000319.html Tue, 06 Dec 2016 12:50:29 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=320 White trash mother to crying infant: Would you stop being such an asshole? Jesus, you’re just a selfish bastard like your father. –Scarborough Beach, Rhode Island Overheard by: girl in bikini pretending to read

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And That's How Johnny Cash Got the Idea for 'Delia's Gone' http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000458.html Mon, 05 Dec 2016 12:47:26 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=459 Little sister: Bury me! Bury me!
Big brother: No, I can’t marry you. That’d be disgusting.
Little sister: BURY me!
Big brother: No, no, I can’t marry you! Stop it!
Little sister: I said BURY me, stupid! –Orchard Beach, New York Overheard by: Anais Borg-Marks

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Lessons in Tolerance http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000417.html Sun, 04 Dec 2016 12:35:31 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=418 Vendor: Hey, buy some pizza!
Chick: I don’t like bread.
Vendor: Then just eat the cheese!
Chick: I’m lactose-intolerant.
Vendor: Fro-zen yo-gurt! –Venice Beach, California

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I Know What Kind of Eggs I Want for Breakfast http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000696.html Sat, 03 Dec 2016 12:28:00 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=689 Drunk girl pointing at pelican: Holy shit — a fuckin’ Pterodactyl! –Cancun, Mexico

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Do They Make My Junk Look Fat? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000862.html Fri, 02 Dec 2016 12:07:50 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=855 Blonde, very loudly: You know, if I was a guy, these bikini bottoms would really cut into my balls! –Key West, Florida Overheard by: Anne

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It's Already Mastered "Sit." http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001818.html Thu, 01 Dec 2016 12:00:24 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1811 Girl, carrying piece of kelp to dad: This can be my pet until we get a doggie! –Hermosa Beach, California

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