Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Sun, 01 May 2016 01:29:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.1 Next, Grasshopper, You Will Learn to Say the F-Word in Between Syllables http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000258.html Sun, 01 May 2016 01:29:20 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=260 Swedish guy, to French guy: So you’re telling me I just paid like 1,000 Euro to go here and find out that some fuckin’ frogshagger screwed my girlfriend? French guy says nothing. Swedish guy: Hey, that’s three words for “intercourse” in one sentence! Personal record! –Côte d’Azur, France Overheard by: Another Swede

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You Might Find Some in Between the Condoms and Syringes http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001562.html Sat, 30 Apr 2016 01:04:40 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1555 Hick tourist, pointing to the ocean: So is that there salt water?
Island Beach State Park worker, after long confused pause: It's the ocean.
Hick tourist: Yeah, but does it like, have salt in it? –Island Beach State Park, New Jersey Overheard by: sick of bennies

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Clearly You've Never Been Around Dogs http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001771.html Fri, 29 Apr 2016 00:51:11 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1764 Teen girl to teen boy: Well, it ain't gonna lick itself! –Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey

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No Longer My Favorite Sacrament http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000720.html Thu, 28 Apr 2016 00:36:24 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=713 Dude on cell: I don’t think the marriage thing is going to work… Why? Because I’m already married! –Smith Point, Long Island, New York

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Who Says Science Can't Be Fun? http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001610.html Wed, 27 Apr 2016 00:20:37 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1603 Little girl voice: Get a flame thrower! (a few minutes later) Firegirl gets iced! –Oceanside, California Overheard by: What goes on in my neighborhood?

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Rick Talks in His Sleep, So Almost Certainly http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000132.html Tue, 26 Apr 2016 00:03:55 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=138 Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us? –Lewes, Delaware Overheard by: Graz

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Guess Mommy's Never Seen a Real Woman http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000586.html Sun, 24 Apr 2016 23:56:40 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=579 Woman to friend: Look at that woman. She so fat, we should call Greenpeace to roll her back in the ocean.
Little girl passing by fat woman: My mommy says Greenpeace should roll you back into the ocean! –Zandvoort, Netherlands Overheard by: Linda

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I'm Under the Sun…..Now http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000255.html Sat, 23 Apr 2016 23:44:46 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=257 Women on cell walking down a 2-mile beach: I am right by the water. Where are you? –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: Antzolino

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Miss Pussy Declares Her Independence http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000151.html Fri, 22 Apr 2016 23:36:11 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=155 Girl: I’m so tired.
Boy: Well that’s because you were up all night having sex, and whose fault is that?
Girl: My vagina’s. I can’t control her. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: yellow mushroom

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First Of All, She Needs a Stripper Pole… http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001816.html Thu, 21 Apr 2016 23:28:26 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1809 Father to 14-month-old daughter: Can daddy get a table dance?”
(toddler starts to bounce up and down)
Mother, taking daughter from father's arms: No, because she wants to give her mama a lap dance!
Disgusted uncle: This is so wrong on so many levels… –Doheny State Beach, Dana Point, California Overheard by: Glad I'm related by marriage

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