Overheard At The Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com Wed, 25 May 2016 05:06:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.2 It Was Like He Punched the Snooze Button of My Biological Clock http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001062.html Wed, 25 May 2016 05:06:11 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1055 Early 30s woman: I was feeling bad, like I wasn’t on schedule or something. Then I saw who she was marrying and I didn’t feel so bad. –Lake Michigan, Illinois Overheard by: Midwest Values

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I Went Through a Year of That after My Balls Went on Prozac http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000775.html Tue, 24 May 2016 05:05:37 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=768 Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens. –Grand Haven, Michigan Overheard by: Lisa

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But Only at First http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000479.html Mon, 23 May 2016 05:02:26 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=480 Short girl: I would make a really awkward stripper.
Taller girl: Ummm… What?
Short girl: No, seriously! Like, think about it — if I was up there stripping, I would be like half the size of all the other girls… My head would be in the same spot as their, you know… And that’s awkward. –Bayfront, Hamilton, Ontario, Canadia

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If This Were a Porno, She'd Feel Them For You. http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001699.html Sun, 22 May 2016 04:51:11 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1692 Freezing 20-something to boyfriend: I can't feel my nipples! I can't feel my nipples! Oh my god! That water's so freaking cold! (to friend) Brenda*! I can't feel my nipples! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: I wish I could

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That's What You Said About Tech Support! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001841.html Sat, 21 May 2016 04:50:54 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1834 Teenage Indian boy to friends running across hot sand: My people do this, so I should be able to also! –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Rachel

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And Nine Months Later, Hand Towels! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000721.html Fri, 20 May 2016 04:45:04 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=714 Eight-year-old boy: … So I whipped out my peanut and had sex with the sheets… –Near the Steeplechase, Coney Island Beach, New York Overheard by: beach soccer bum

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Things Are So Different Since 9-11 http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000237.html Thu, 19 May 2016 04:27:25 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=239 Girl #1: Yeah, so I wore two different colored flip-flops to the mall. It was so humiliating all day, looking like that.
Girl #2: I would’ve died! –Ocean Beach, Fire Island, New York

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…And So Different from Daddy's http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001460.html Wed, 18 May 2016 04:22:54 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1453 Shopping woman #1: I really like the crabs.
Shopping woman #2: Oh, me too. The crabs are great. –Duck, North Carolina Overheard by: Better you than me

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That's As Much As I'm Cleared to Tell You At This Juncture http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000380.html Tue, 17 May 2016 04:16:35 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=381 Tourist: Hey, the water is coming up really high.
Local: Yeah, it’s definitely a high tide today.
Tourist: How come it does that? I mean, what makes the water come up so high?
Local: Well, let’s just say it has a lot to do with the moon. –Pismo-Oceano Dunes, California Overheard by: janie

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Oh, That's Just Drowning Girls. Now Get In! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000322.html Mon, 16 May 2016 04:10:10 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=323 Girl #1: Come on, get in the water.
Girl #2: Yeah, it’s nice.
Girl #3: No way! There are sharks!
Girl #1: There aren’t any sharks.
Girl #3: Oh yeah? Then why are there so many bubbles? –Robert Moses Beach, New York

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