Overheard At The Beach 2016-04-29T00:51:11Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Clearly You've Never Been Around Dogs]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1764 2016-04-29T00:51:11Z 2016-04-29T00:51:11Z Teen girl to teen boy: Well, it ain't gonna lick itself! –Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[No Longer My Favorite Sacrament]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=713 2016-04-28T00:36:24Z 2016-04-28T00:36:24Z Dude on cell: I don’t think the marriage thing is going to work… Why? Because I’m already married! –Smith Point, Long Island, New York

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Who Says Science Can't Be Fun?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1603 2016-04-27T00:20:37Z 2016-04-27T00:20:37Z Little girl voice: Get a flame thrower! (a few minutes later) Firegirl gets iced! –Oceanside, California Overheard by: What goes on in my neighborhood?

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Rick Talks in His Sleep, So Almost Certainly]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=138 2016-04-26T00:03:55Z 2016-04-26T00:03:55Z Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us? –Lewes, Delaware Overheard by: Graz

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Guess Mommy's Never Seen a Real Woman]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=579 2016-04-24T23:56:40Z 2016-04-24T23:56:40Z Woman to friend: Look at that woman. She so fat, we should call Greenpeace to roll her back in the ocean.
Little girl passing by fat woman: My mommy says Greenpeace should roll you back into the ocean! –Zandvoort, Netherlands Overheard by: Linda

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I'm Under the Sun…..Now]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=257 2016-04-23T23:44:46Z 2016-04-23T23:44:46Z Women on cell walking down a 2-mile beach: I am right by the water. Where are you? –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: Antzolino

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Miss Pussy Declares Her Independence]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=155 2016-04-22T23:36:11Z 2016-04-22T23:36:11Z Girl: I’m so tired.
Boy: Well that’s because you were up all night having sex, and whose fault is that?
Girl: My vagina’s. I can’t control her. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: yellow mushroom

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[First Of All, She Needs a Stripper Pole…]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1809 2016-04-21T23:28:26Z 2016-04-21T23:28:26Z Father to 14-month-old daughter: Can daddy get a table dance?”
(toddler starts to bounce up and down)
Mother, taking daughter from father's arms: No, because she wants to give her mama a lap dance!
Disgusted uncle: This is so wrong on so many levels… –Doheny State Beach, Dana Point, California Overheard by: Glad I'm related by marriage

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Portrait of the Stenographer as a Young Girl]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=99 2016-04-20T23:15:07Z 2016-04-20T23:15:07Z Young teen girl: Hey, Mom, Dad told me to ask you, and I’m quoting him, to ‘Please leave a couple of drinks for him before your fat ass hogs them all.’
Mom: Tell your father that he had better be nicer to me or else I’m going to leave his ass for a sexy Latin man named Esteban… again. And you can quote me on that! –Del Mar, California Overheard by: Jess the Pirate

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Emotionally]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1235 2016-04-19T23:03:49Z 2016-04-19T23:03:49Z Guido in wife beater and jeans halfway down his ass: Anal sex hurts me. –Belmar, New Jersey

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