Overheard At The Beach 2017-05-25T16:07:38Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[…While You're Sleeping.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1374 2017-05-25T16:07:38Z 2017-05-25T16:07:38Z Drunk guy to drunk friends: I love you from the base of my penis! –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Allison

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[You Want the Physics? You Can't Handle the Physics!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1879 2017-05-24T16:00:26Z 2017-05-24T16:00:26Z Blonde: Why did they make the sun so hot? –Tampa, Florida

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[… Of Mexico. Where Margaritas Come From. Hello, in Salty Glasses?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=825 2017-05-23T15:57:33Z 2017-05-23T15:57:33Z Blonde: Why is this water, like, salty?
Brunette: Uhhh, it’s sea water — the ocean is salty.
Blonde: Yeah, but I thought this was the Gulf… –Clearwater Beach, Florida Overheard by: tourist lover

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[My Dating Life: Encapsulated.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1890 2017-05-22T15:54:02Z 2017-05-22T15:54:02Z Beach cutie: So I was walking along the beach and thought I found a really colorful shell, but no! Entrails! –Aruba

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[What Happened to Gray, Windowless Vans?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=41 2017-05-21T15:44:00Z 2017-05-21T15:44:00Z Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls. –Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon Overheard by: Drewlicious

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[At the Chubby Chasers Convention]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=150 2017-05-20T15:39:45Z 2017-05-20T15:39:45Z Girl: In my head I’m like, ‘Have you looked in the mirror, Seinfeld? You look like a fuckin’ beached whale.’ God, I love him. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Brittney

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Pool's on the Haitian Side Of the Border]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1330 2017-05-19T15:33:05Z 2017-05-19T15:33:05Z Mom to screaming eight-year-old boy: I'm going to throw you in the pool if you don't behave.
Eight-year-old boy: Are you crazy? I'll get an ear infection! –Resort Restaurant, Dominican Republic Overheard by: Tanya from NY

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Wonder If He Realizes He'll Never Go Back?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=957 2017-05-18T15:30:55Z 2017-05-18T15:30:55Z Skinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend’s huge black brother is walking behind him: I don’t know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick! –Robert Moses, New York Overheard by: Zep

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Seventeen is Impressive, Yet Believable. 20 is Just Silly]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=469 2017-05-17T15:22:50Z 2017-05-17T15:22:50Z Boy #1: Are you gonna use your real age or your fake age?
Boy #2: I’m gonna say I’m 20.
Boy #1: Fuck that! I’m saying 17.
Boy #3: I’m so wasted I can hardly ride my bike. –Foster Avenue Beach, Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Beach Comber

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[She Must Be Who They Have in Mind When They Say 99% Effective]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=621 2017-05-16T15:04:22Z 2017-05-16T15:04:22Z Teen #1 looking down at bikini top: [Sighs] I wish my boobs were bigger. I can’t wait until one day when I’m pregnant — then they’ll grow.
Teen #2: Why don’t you go on birth control? That made Jen’s* and Michelle’s* get a whole cup bigger.
Teen #3: Yeah, Kelly’s*, too.
Teen #1: Really?! Oh, man! I’m gonna go on birth control and get knocked up. Then they’d be huge! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: CAT

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