Overheard At The Beach 2017-01-19T20:18:00Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Dear Tony– More Vinegar, Less Garlic — Love, Marsha]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=163 2017-01-19T20:18:00Z 2017-01-19T20:18:00Z Ghetto chick #1: Yo, girl, I can smell you from here.
Ghetto chick #2: Girl, what you talkin’ ’bout? You better be talkin’ ’bout my lotion.
Ghetto chick #1: No, girl! I’m talkin’ ’bout your pussy.
Ghetto chick #2: You crazy, girl. Tony ate it out last night. Ain’t nothin’ in there to smell!
Ghetto chick #1: Maybe it’s just the nigga’s breath, then. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: karen g.

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Just Breathe a Little Water and We're Good]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1473 2017-01-18T20:10:18Z 2017-01-18T20:10:18Z Man: Come back in the water with me.
Boy: No. You tried to drown me! You almost killed me!
Man: Well. You shouldn't have kicked me.
Boy: Kickin' someone in the ding-dong ain't gonna kill them.
Man: It might. –Destin, Florida

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The New Theme For Bars in Shinjuku]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=184 2017-01-17T20:03:01Z 2017-01-17T20:03:01Z Girl #1: Ew, don’t swim in the water.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: ‘Cause fish have sex in it. Do you want to swallow fish sperm? –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Izzie

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Worth a Try]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=983 2017-01-16T19:55:49Z 2017-01-16T19:55:49Z Jock #1: Did you see him at the party last night? I mean, what the hell?
Jock #2: Dude, he’s such a fag.
Jock #1: I heard he swallows.
Jock #2: What’s his name again?
Jock #1: Eric. –Ocean City, Maryland

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[You Say This "Clitoris" Actually Has a Purpose?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=791 2017-01-15T19:45:28Z 2017-01-15T19:45:28Z Middle-aged woman to friend: Well, she had to get it long before she could use it. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Tim Berzins

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Insert Vibrating Ring Joke Here]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=249 2017-01-14T19:35:29Z 2017-01-14T19:35:29Z Teen boy, to anorexic teen girl #1: Why do you keep your phone in your thong?
Anorexic teen girl #2: Well, where else is she going to put it? She has no boobs. –Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by: Sam

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And the KGB.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1231 2017-01-13T19:34:09Z 2017-01-13T19:34:09Z Girl: I'm really allergic to bugs, so that's why I'm scared of jellyfish. –Destin, Florida Overheard by: right, because jellyfish are just really big bugs

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[No, My Family Comes to See Me]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=923 2017-01-12T19:30:36Z 2017-01-12T19:30:36Z Old man #1: This one girl, she let me play with myself.
Old man #2: Oh, yeah?
Old man #1: Yeah… And some of them even let you touch their tits.
Old man #2: Do you still go to Long Island for that? –Compo Beach, Westport, Connecticut Overheard by: Forgot my iPod

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Because It Likes Bananas?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=369 2017-01-11T19:22:05Z 2017-01-11T19:22:05Z Little girl: No, no, no. Mommy calls her vagina a monkey. –St George Island, Florida Overheard by: say what?

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[But If you're offering, I'll be glad to take advantage of it]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1148 2017-01-10T19:15:32Z 2017-01-10T19:15:32Z Girl #1 (as girl #2 drops towel around her waist): Showin' off the goods?
Girl #2: I don't need your sass mouth. –Manhattan Beach, California

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