Overheard At The Beach 2017-02-26T02:20:32Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Catholic Church's Last-Ditch Ad Campaign]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=925 2017-02-26T02:20:32Z 2017-02-26T02:20:32Z Girl #1: Man, I think I got a yeast infection from that dude.
Girl #2: That fucking sucks.
Girl #1: Tell me about it. Getting laid is killing my sex life. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: hillary claire

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Bingo!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=850 2017-02-25T02:14:43Z 2017-02-25T02:14:43Z Teen boy #1: Yeah, and then there’s the what-do-you-call-its — those Doritos X-13-D or whatever — where you name the flavor.
Teen boy #2: Haha, yeah. They probably just, like, mixed ingredients or something and didn’t know what to call it.
Teen boy #1: All I know is it tasted like Dijon mustard and chicken Ramen noodles. –Manteo, North Carolina Overheard by: Sarah J

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[You May Be Too Stupid to Be My Hag, Desdemona]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1801 2017-02-24T02:13:03Z 2017-02-24T02:13:03Z Gay guy, after boy holds his hand: Ooooh! I finally get a little PDA!
Chick: Ew! TMI! Who's little Petey? Why would you name it that? –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: aoK

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[After All that Training with the Ping-Pong Balls, It's Just a Reflex]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=45 2017-02-23T02:08:00Z 2017-02-23T02:08:00Z Chick: You didn’t bring the towels?!
Dude: Sorry, I forgot! Just lay in the sand!
Chick: I can’t! You know it always gets up inside of me! –Daytona Beach, Florida

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA['Cause, If So, It's Totally Your Turn]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=370 2017-02-22T01:57:53Z 2017-02-22T01:57:53Z A black man cuts in line ahead of two anorexic JAPs. Anorexic JAP #1: Why are we here again?
Anorexic JAP #2: Ugh, I know! This would never happen back in Boca!
Black man: Eat something, you Jewish popsicles!
Anorexic JAP #1: Did he just ask us to give him a blowjob? –Deerfield Beach, Florida Overheard by: Laughing

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Hear That AIDS You in Your Pursuit of Contraception]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=435 2017-02-21T01:51:02Z 2017-02-21T01:51:02Z Guy #1: Eh, to be honest, with as much as I’ve been laid, I’ve probably got a kid somewhere.
Guy #2: You need to practice safe sex. Put it in her pooper. –Pismo Beach, California Overheard by: Walking by in disbelief

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Thought Gulf Was a Gasoline]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=609 2017-02-20T01:44:57Z 2017-02-20T01:44:57Z Teen #1: … And then I got, like, swept out into the Pacific! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don’t you mean the Atlantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are retards. That’s the Gulf of Mexico!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh. –St. Simons Island, Georgia Overheard by: just out for a walk

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[They're the Katie Couric Of Mammaries!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1496 2017-02-19T01:37:00Z 2017-02-19T01:37:00Z Hot girl to extremely fat guy transfixed by her boobs: What, are you comparing size? Shape? Cause mine might not be as big as yours, but they're far perkier. –Uvongo Beach, South Africa Overheard by: dizziebean

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Oaky, with Overtones of Fruit and Tobacco]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=706 2017-02-18T01:25:02Z 2017-02-18T01:25:02Z Chick #1 disappears into bedroom with dude. Chick #2: Go ahead, bitch, suck his dick. It’s sandy and it tastes like me. –Beach Haven, New Jersey

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And You Weren't Even Drunk at the Time?? Blasphemy!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1741 2017-02-17T01:19:26Z 2017-02-17T01:19:26Z Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you? –Beach Lake, Pennsylvania