Overheard At The Beach 2017-02-24T02:13:03Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[You May Be Too Stupid to Be My Hag, Desdemona]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1801 2017-02-24T02:13:03Z 2017-02-24T02:13:03Z Gay guy, after boy holds his hand: Ooooh! I finally get a little PDA!
Chick: Ew! TMI! Who's little Petey? Why would you name it that? –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: aoK

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[After All that Training with the Ping-Pong Balls, It's Just a Reflex]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=45 2017-02-23T02:08:00Z 2017-02-23T02:08:00Z Chick: You didn’t bring the towels?!
Dude: Sorry, I forgot! Just lay in the sand!
Chick: I can’t! You know it always gets up inside of me! –Daytona Beach, Florida

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA['Cause, If So, It's Totally Your Turn]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=370 2017-02-22T01:57:53Z 2017-02-22T01:57:53Z A black man cuts in line ahead of two anorexic JAPs. Anorexic JAP #1: Why are we here again?
Anorexic JAP #2: Ugh, I know! This would never happen back in Boca!
Black man: Eat something, you Jewish popsicles!
Anorexic JAP #1: Did he just ask us to give him a blowjob? –Deerfield Beach, Florida Overheard by: Laughing

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Hear That AIDS You in Your Pursuit of Contraception]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=435 2017-02-21T01:51:02Z 2017-02-21T01:51:02Z Guy #1: Eh, to be honest, with as much as I’ve been laid, I’ve probably got a kid somewhere.
Guy #2: You need to practice safe sex. Put it in her pooper. –Pismo Beach, California Overheard by: Walking by in disbelief

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Thought Gulf Was a Gasoline]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=609 2017-02-20T01:44:57Z 2017-02-20T01:44:57Z Teen #1: … And then I got, like, swept out into the Pacific! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don’t you mean the Atlantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are retards. That’s the Gulf of Mexico!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh. –St. Simons Island, Georgia Overheard by: just out for a walk

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[They're the Katie Couric Of Mammaries!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1496 2017-02-19T01:37:00Z 2017-02-19T01:37:00Z Hot girl to extremely fat guy transfixed by her boobs: What, are you comparing size? Shape? Cause mine might not be as big as yours, but they're far perkier. –Uvongo Beach, South Africa Overheard by: dizziebean

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Oaky, with Overtones of Fruit and Tobacco]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=706 2017-02-18T01:25:02Z 2017-02-18T01:25:02Z Chick #1 disappears into bedroom with dude. Chick #2: Go ahead, bitch, suck his dick. It’s sandy and it tastes like me. –Beach Haven, New Jersey

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And You Weren't Even Drunk at the Time?? Blasphemy!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1741 2017-02-17T01:19:26Z 2017-02-17T01:19:26Z Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you? –Beach Lake, Pennsylvania

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And He Reads at the 37-Year-Old Level]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=327 2017-02-16T00:59:52Z 2017-02-16T00:59:52Z Papi #1: Oh, he’s so nice! You know, he’s 36, but he doesn’t look any older than 34!
Papi #2: That’s hot. Translated from the Spanish –Miami Beach, Florida

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[… And Because You Knocked Up Our Mom in the First Place]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1147 2017-02-15T00:52:37Z 2017-02-15T00:52:37Z Mom (exasperatedly): Come on children, you guys going to give me heart failure!
Six-year-old: You going to give yourself heart failure, cause you wouldn't leave us alone. –Bridgetown, Barbados

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