Overheard At The Beach 2017-07-28T12:35:25Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Get the Chum Bucket, Will You?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=559 2017-07-28T12:35:25Z 2017-07-28T12:35:25Z Little girl: Mummy, mummy, look! It’s a shark!
Mum: No, sweetie, that’s Grandpa. –Caloundra, Australia

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[My Ego Is Growing Dangerously Large, and I Need to Be Put Down]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=900 2017-07-27T12:18:44Z 2017-07-27T12:18:44Z Girl: Burn me! Come on! Burn meee! –Hastings Beach, England Overheard by: Daisy

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Just Said It Would Make Me Happy]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=753 2017-07-26T12:05:08Z 2017-07-26T12:05:08Z Man on cell: Well, I didn’t explicitly tell him to kill himself… –Santa Cruz Boardwalk, California

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Wore the Old One Out]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=688 2017-07-25T12:02:04Z 2017-07-25T12:02:04Z Knife-scarred muscle man: Naw, man, that’s it — I’m done. I’m just gonna go home and play checkers and hopefully win. If not, I’m gonna play Scrabble and cheat! I just bought a new thesaurus. –Coney Island, New York Overheard by: donovan

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Where Do You Think Money Comes From, Miss Smarty-Pants?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1134 2017-07-24T11:46:01Z 2017-07-24T11:46:01Z Girl (yelling from balcony): You brought a printer on vacation with you?
Dad: Yes.
Girl: (walks away annoyed) –Long Beach Island, New York Overheard by: Jayne

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[If My Slut License Didn't Say I Have To]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=395 2017-07-23T11:34:04Z 2017-07-23T11:34:04Z Guy #1: She told me that she wants to see other people.
Guy #2: You’re taking this all the wrong way. Now, you can nail that slut over there and she can’t be mad at you when you get back together!
Slut: I would never have you. –Long Beach, New York

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[A Very "Special" School]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=759 2017-07-22T11:24:08Z 2017-07-22T11:24:08Z Dad: It’s all about the Benjamins?
Son: Who’s Benjamin?
Dad: He’s the president on the hundred dollar bill. He was the third president of the United States. You’d know that if you were in private school like I was. –Zuma Beach, Malibu, California Overheard by: Danielle

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[What Happens When You Take Sex Ed in North Carolina]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=516 2017-07-21T11:14:33Z 2017-07-21T11:14:33Z Girl #1: Oh, man! So, for Christmas my dad is letting me get my cartilidge pierced! I’m so excited!
Girl #2: Oh, man, that’s so cool! I want to get mine done, too.
Girl #1: Yeah, I’ll only ever get my ears pierced. Everything else is so gross and weird.
Girl #3: Yeah, well, I have my clit pierced — do you think that’s weird?
Girl #2: What’s a clit? –Nags Head, North Carolina

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Well, God Is Pretty Old]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=769 2017-07-20T11:08:09Z 2017-07-20T11:08:09Z Five-year-old as old lady swims by: Grandpa, how much older can a woman get?! –Harry Wright Lake, Manchester, New Jersey Overheard by: I Put on More SPF

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Hey, Your Son Asked]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=873 2017-07-19T11:04:14Z 2017-07-19T11:04:14Z Soccer mom to friend: Masturbation… Ejaculation… All the stuff. –Drift Inn Beach, Port Clyde, Maine Overheard by: Sara

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