Overheard At The Beach 2016-12-10T14:24:41Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Where's Jonah, Anyway?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=877 2016-12-10T14:24:41Z 2016-12-10T14:24:41Z 20-ish guy: I looked over at Sharon and didn’t think she had any bottoms on. Then a wave lifted up her stomach, and I saw that she did. –Old Lyme, Connecticut Overheard by: Ann

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[…That's What My Retainer Is For.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1788 2016-12-09T14:12:44Z 2016-12-09T14:12:44Z Hot girl to friend: No, no, my underwear comes home with me every time; my panties will be no one's trophy. –Target, Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Candace

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Let Him Ride (the Waves) on Me?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=353 2016-12-08T13:53:54Z 2016-12-08T13:53:54Z Underage girl: Oh, my God. Look at that guy. He’s so fucking hot.
Bartender, sarcastically: Oooh, nice. Maybe if you show him your boobs, he’ll buy you a drink?
Underage girl: You think so?
Mom: No way. You’re as flat as a surfboard. If you want that guy to buy you a drink, you’d have to do a lot more than show him your boobs. –The Seafood Bar, The Breakers, Palm Beach, Florida Overheard by: The JAP

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Even Dick Sucking?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1730 2016-12-07T13:30:13Z 2016-12-07T13:30:13Z Furious teenage boy to other teens: Just because you call “no-homo” before you do something doesn't mean it's not gay! –Coney Island, New York

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[In Fairness, He Hasn't Fucked the Babysitter Yet]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=320 2016-12-06T12:50:29Z 2016-12-06T12:50:29Z White trash mother to crying infant: Would you stop being such an asshole? Jesus, you’re just a selfish bastard like your father. –Scarborough Beach, Rhode Island Overheard by: girl in bikini pretending to read

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And That's How Johnny Cash Got the Idea for 'Delia's Gone']]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=459 2016-12-05T12:47:26Z 2016-12-05T12:47:26Z Little sister: Bury me! Bury me!
Big brother: No, I can’t marry you. That’d be disgusting.
Little sister: BURY me!
Big brother: No, no, I can’t marry you! Stop it!
Little sister: I said BURY me, stupid! –Orchard Beach, New York Overheard by: Anais Borg-Marks

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Lessons in Tolerance]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=418 2016-12-04T12:35:31Z 2016-12-04T12:35:31Z Vendor: Hey, buy some pizza!
Chick: I don’t like bread.
Vendor: Then just eat the cheese!
Chick: I’m lactose-intolerant.
Vendor: Fro-zen yo-gurt! –Venice Beach, California

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Know What Kind of Eggs I Want for Breakfast]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=689 2016-12-03T12:28:00Z 2016-12-03T12:28:00Z Drunk girl pointing at pelican: Holy shit — a fuckin’ Pterodactyl! –Cancun, Mexico

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Do They Make My Junk Look Fat?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=855 2016-12-02T12:07:50Z 2016-12-02T12:07:50Z Blonde, very loudly: You know, if I was a guy, these bikini bottoms would really cut into my balls! –Key West, Florida Overheard by: Anne

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[It's Already Mastered "Sit."]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1811 2016-12-01T12:00:24Z 2016-12-01T12:00:24Z Girl, carrying piece of kelp to dad: This can be my pet until we get a doggie! –Hermosa Beach, California

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