Overheard At The Beach 2016-05-29T05:37:06Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Ask Again, and See Who Answers]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=271 2016-05-29T05:37:06Z 2016-05-29T05:37:06Z Guy: Ouch! This sand is hot.
Girl: Where are your shoes?
Guy: Shoes? You don’t wear shoes on the beach. The sand feels too good to wear shoes. –North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Overheard by: Bill

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[For the Last Time, That's Not What Lady Fingers Are]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1636 2016-05-28T05:28:00Z 2016-05-28T05:28:00Z Girl to brother: What are you eating?
Brother: Human remains. –Tampa, Florida

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Never Heard Of the Halo Effect, Dad?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1499 2016-05-27T05:22:27Z 2016-05-27T05:22:27Z Teenage boy: I love grass near the beach. Like, if this grass were on Ft. Rucker it would suck, 'cause it's just grass. But here it's awesome, because you know there's a beach next to it.
Dad: What the hell are you talking about?
Teenage boy: What! –Pendleton Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Middle child

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Next: Why Apples Float When You Drop Them]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=835 2016-05-26T05:21:12Z 2016-05-26T05:21:12Z Pompous failed astronomer: So, the reason there was a half moon last night was that the Earth gets in between the sun and the moon [arranges water bottles to demonstrate]. It’s kind of like an eclipse, but the Earth only covers half the moon, so you see the rest.
Chick: Oh, okay. Interesting.
Pompous failed astronomer: It’s really just thinking logically. Something has to cast a shadow on the moon. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: not the only one laughing at him

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[It Was Like He Punched the Snooze Button of My Biological Clock]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1055 2016-05-25T05:06:11Z 2016-05-25T05:06:11Z Early 30s woman: I was feeling bad, like I wasn’t on schedule or something. Then I saw who she was marrying and I didn’t feel so bad. –Lake Michigan, Illinois Overheard by: Midwest Values

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Went Through a Year of That after My Balls Went on Prozac]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=768 2016-05-24T05:05:37Z 2016-05-24T05:05:37Z Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens. –Grand Haven, Michigan Overheard by: Lisa

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[But Only at First]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=480 2016-05-23T05:02:26Z 2016-05-23T05:02:26Z Short girl: I would make a really awkward stripper.
Taller girl: Ummm… What?
Short girl: No, seriously! Like, think about it — if I was up there stripping, I would be like half the size of all the other girls… My head would be in the same spot as their, you know… And that’s awkward. –Bayfront, Hamilton, Ontario, Canadia

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[If This Were a Porno, She'd Feel Them For You.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1692 2016-05-22T04:51:11Z 2016-05-22T04:51:11Z Freezing 20-something to boyfriend: I can't feel my nipples! I can't feel my nipples! Oh my god! That water's so freaking cold! (to friend) Brenda*! I can't feel my nipples! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: I wish I could

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[That's What You Said About Tech Support!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1834 2016-05-21T04:50:54Z 2016-05-21T04:50:54Z Teenage Indian boy to friends running across hot sand: My people do this, so I should be able to also! –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Rachel

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And Nine Months Later, Hand Towels!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=714 2016-05-20T04:45:04Z 2016-05-20T04:45:04Z Eight-year-old boy: … So I whipped out my peanut and had sex with the sheets… –Near the Steeplechase, Coney Island Beach, New York Overheard by: beach soccer bum

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