Overheard At The Beach 2017-03-27T06:38:26Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And Prince]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1226 2017-03-27T06:38:26Z 2017-03-27T06:38:26Z Aunt, looking up at the stars: What is that?
Nephew: Is this the southern or northern hemisphere?
Aunt (giggling): I have no idea.
Cousin, without looking up : That's Orion. You can see Meissa, the star at the top, that's its head. The really bright one is Rigel, that's supposed to be the knee. If you follow the constellation downwards you'll see Sirius.
(blank dumbfounded looks)
Cousin: That's, um, where the aliens from V come from.
Aunt, completely understanding : Ohhhh! –Beaches of Koh Sumet, Thailand

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I'm Sure They Still Make De-Lousing Shampoo]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1554 2017-03-26T06:30:27Z 2017-03-26T06:30:27Z Frat boy to girl walking by and ignoring him: Is it because of my hair? Cause I'll change that! –Mission Beach, San Diego, California

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Every Drug Needs Evangelists]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=16 2017-03-25T06:22:01Z 2017-03-25T06:22:01Z Girl running along shore: Smoke weed every day!
Black lady on beach blanket: Hallelujah! Come here, baby! Girl runs to black lady, who stands and hugs her and kisses her. Black lady: Smoke weed, God bless you! –Seaside Heights, New Jersey Overheard by: t-money

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[No, I Gave Him Something to Keep His Victims' Ashes in for Christmas]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=74 2017-03-24T06:13:51Z 2017-03-24T06:13:51Z Guy holding up little wooden container: We could get this for Bill.
Girl: Oh! For his pot!
Guy, looking over girl’s shoulder at elderly woman behind her: … Or stuff. –Labadee, Haiti

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Purpose-Driven Life Made a Huge Impression on Me]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=920 2017-03-23T06:09:15Z 2017-03-23T06:09:15Z Drunk girl: My goal is to win a wet T-shirt contest so I can win two hundred dollars and get a tattoo… I could never get naked, but I would if I had to. –Ft. Walton Beach, Florida Overheard by: If I didn’t have to work the next day, I’d have invited her to party

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Something Is Making Me Uncomfortable]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1018 2017-03-22T06:06:31Z 2017-03-22T06:06:31Z Boston woman in her late 50s: … And it’s not like it used to be. Jamaica Plain has become so culturally diverse… It’s so unfortunate!
Sunburned woman in her late 50s: Um. Where is that sunscreen? –Surfside Beach, Nantucket, Massachusetts Overheard by: KP

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Never Met a Simile Yet I Couldn't Swallow]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1190 2017-03-21T05:59:50Z 2017-03-21T05:59:50Z Stoned nerd (talking about his sub order): I've got six inches!
Stoned girl: Lucky. I got the lesbian choice, a fuckin' sandwich. Cuz the sandwich is like a vagina and the sub is like a dick, ya know?
Stoned nerd: No, I totally understand. And I'm okay with that. –Wawa, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[…So We Have the Same Name.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1911 2017-03-20T05:51:09Z 2017-03-20T05:51:09Z Little girl, maybe #6 years old: I want a dog! When I get my big brother, I'm going to name him killer! –Venice Beach, CA Overheard by: Anon Y. Mous

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA['Brokeback Mountain' Filled Him with Doubt]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1155 2017-03-19T05:44:05Z 2017-03-19T05:44:05Z Guy trying to park his car: Honey, am I straight? Am I straight?
Wife: I damned well hope so. –Grand Beach, Manitoba, Canadia Overheard by: Shalamar

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Perfect Complement to the Heroin Hut]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=963 2017-03-18T05:25:26Z 2017-03-18T05:25:26Z 40-year-old yuppie man: Yeah! I think a detox kiosk is a great idea! –La Jolla, California Overheard by: Confetti Bomb

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