Overheard At The Beach 2016-08-24T19:00:21Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Brunettes Have More Fun with Their Brothers]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=306 2016-08-24T19:00:21Z 2016-08-24T19:00:21Z Blonde girl: Oh… I had sex with your brother last night.
Brunette girl: Oh, yeah?
Blonde girl: He has a huge cock.
Brunette girl: Oh my god! I know!
Blonde girl: Too bad he has herpes.
Brunette girl: I know… –Burlington Beach, Ontario, Canadia Overheard by: Alrighty…..

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Yes, We Have a Huge Dish]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1545 2016-08-23T18:50:10Z 2016-08-23T18:50:10Z Teen girl #1 to cute boy: Wow, you're from Romania?
Teen girl #2: Do you have, like, MTV Asia? –Avalon, New Jersey

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[At the Inconsistent Parenting Semifinals]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1912 2016-08-22T18:32:36Z 2016-08-22T18:32:36Z Mom to #2 girls running from pool to their towel: Get away from that towel! You're wet, you don't need no towel! –Mount Vernon NY

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Ran Out of Bag Balm (TM)]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=708 2016-08-21T18:26:01Z 2016-08-21T18:26:01Z Man: I see you’ve caught the sun a bit!
Fat lady: No, that’s just chub-rub. –Spain Overheard by: Vertman

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Love a Girl Who Can Handle Her Balls]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1614 2016-08-20T18:05:42Z 2016-08-20T18:05:42Z 70-year-old man at bar: I got prostate cancer back in the day, so I can lick 'em, but I can't dick 'em.
Almost legal girl: Oh? (laughs)
70-year-old man: You're very well-built for your age. (stares at girl's breasts) You wanna play pool with me? –Palm Coast, Florida

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Why Does This Restaurant Hate Freedom?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1267 2016-08-19T17:59:27Z 2016-08-19T17:59:27Z Waitress: Do you want cheddar, mozzarella, or Swiss on your burger?
Customer: Um… American? –The Purple Parrot, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Hollywood

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Some Parents Will Do Anything to Motivate Their Kids]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1176 2016-08-18T17:46:18Z 2016-08-18T17:46:18Z Girl: Ah! Julian's so bad at paying attention to me when we aren't having sex! Wait, did I say that out loud? –Ocean City, Maryland

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Today's Forecast: Dawn of Self-Awareness Hidden by Clouds of Stupidity]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=129 2016-08-17T17:20:23Z 2016-08-17T17:20:23Z Over-dressed and self-important guy on cell: No, no, it was some sort of implement she was calling us… No… Rubber? A douchebag? I’ve heard that before. –Pacific Palisades, California Overheard by: ear of the betafish

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Court Reporter Will Read the Witness's Previous Testimony]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=351 2016-08-16T16:59:24Z 2016-08-16T16:59:24Z Girl #1: Do you think before you speak?
Girl #2: Well, sometimes I just run my mouth off and hope what I’m saying is true. But then I figure, if it’s not, who’s going to call me on it?
Girl #1: So…tell me about what happened last night again?
Girl #2: Wait, what did I tell you? I don’t remember if I lied. –Dewey Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Chel Sea

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[…What Do You Look for in a Pastor?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1783 2016-08-15T16:50:50Z 2016-08-15T16:50:50Z Tall blonde: That's fantastic, he seems really great!
Short brunette: You know what I love most about him? He gets me… I mean he really appreciates my sluttiness! –World Pie, Bridgehampton, New York

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