Overheard At The Beach 2016-07-22T13:53:17Z http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Two Women and a Cat, and He Thinks They're Straight?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=20 2016-07-22T13:53:17Z 2016-07-22T13:53:17Z Buff dude: Hey, sexy ladies, what’s up?
Girl #1: Not much, just out with my friend and our cat.
Buff dude: You have a cat on the beach?
Girl #2: Of course! People can bring their dogs, can’t they?
Buff dude: Hey, can I pet your pussy? –St. Petersburg Beach, Florida

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Either Way, She Will Grow Up to Be Much Sought After]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=202 2016-07-21T13:36:32Z 2016-07-21T13:36:32Z Mom: What did that lady ask you?
Little girl, wearing “Cerveza With a Smile” shirt: She asked what my shirt said.
Mom: Do you know what it says?
Grandpa: Service with a smile. –Cedar Point, Ohio Overheard by: devin the artist

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Know About It? It Cost a Fortune to Install!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1090 2016-07-20T13:31:37Z 2016-07-20T13:31:37Z Cop: Did they not know there was a Koala bear stuck in the grill of their car? –Saint Petersburg, Florida

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Trevor Begins to Have Trouble Sleeping]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=915 2016-07-19T13:26:33Z 2016-07-19T13:26:33Z Guy: There is nothing worse than having sand in your crotch.
Girl: What about a machete in your crotch? –Sydney, Australia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[It Would Be Easier If You Just Went Home]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=775 2016-07-18T13:25:30Z 2016-07-18T13:25:30Z Drunk sunbather: Have I told you I hate kites? I just hate them. They make me want to vomit. Also, I don’t like adjectives, so don’t call this a ‘tasty sandwich.’ –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: pole

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Sounds Boring Until You Realize It's Snakes]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1594 2016-07-17T13:11:33Z 2016-07-17T13:11:33Z Overly sunburned woman: Oh, hey, look! A two-legged race! –Aruba Overheard by: Amused

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Mommy Told Her All about the Postman When She was Seven]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=403 2016-07-16T13:05:20Z 2016-07-16T13:05:20Z Guy #1: Nice tie.
Guy #2: Yeah, I got it from a relative.
Little girl: No, you didn’t, Daddy. You got it from me. –White Rock Beach, British Columbia, Canadia Overheard by: Dan-Mission, B.C.

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Can't Figure 'em Out?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=865 2016-07-15T12:55:50Z 2016-07-15T12:55:50Z Bimbette: My nipples are hard. –Wasaga Beach, Ontario, Canadia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Lestat and Louis Just Can't Catch a Break.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1900 2016-07-14T12:42:26Z 2016-07-14T12:42:26Z Old leather-skinned Guy: Where ya been all summer?
Gay couple: Ummm, do we know you?
Old leather-skinned guy: Nah, I just say that to everyone as pale as you this late in the season. –Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Google: You'll Need Us to Describe How Good We Are]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=515 2016-07-13T12:30:28Z 2016-07-13T12:30:28Z Hot chick: Like, oh my god, Sarah — just Google ‘How an ugly girl can seduce a hot guy.’
Ugly chick: What’s so good about Google anyway?
Hot chick: Like, oh my god — it’s like, well… Google! –Glenelg, Australia