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Magic Elves Can't Spell for Shit

Mother to child: What?! Is this writing on your arm? Oh, no...don't say you don't know! Tell me: was it a little magic elf that did this to you?! Was it?!

--Sasco Beach, Fairfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: halliefaith


Posted 2009-06-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'll Take That Silence to Mean It's Been Your Lifelong Dream

Old short man: When was the last time you were with an old and short man?
19-year-old girl: (silence)

--Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Overheard by: Stephanie Wall


Posted 2009-06-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We Have Enough Imaginary Llamas to Deal with As It Is

Hot teen girl #1: Sexy llama come to mama. (throws imaginary lasso)
Hot teen girl #2 (caught in the imaginary lasso): Unce unce unce unce...yes.
Random lady to son nearby: See honey, this is why we don't eat magical mushrooms.

--Rehoboth Beach, Deleware

Overheard by: kevin


Posted 2009-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

To Some White People, There's Only One Big Black Person

Six-year-old girl (about book on Obama): That's our new President!
Teen: Yeah, do you know what his name is?
Six-year-old girl: Martin Luther King!

--Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: tori


Posted 2009-06-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We End Up With an Alfredo Sauce

40-something woman: Yeah, I cook a lot of chicken. I like it baked or fried, but my husband likes when I jerk it.

--Pompano Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Nastyasha


Posted 2009-06-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's When They Turn on the Wave Machine

Beach guy #1: Hurry up!
Beach guy #2: Fellas, what's the rush? The beach only starts at two!

--Cape Town, South Africa


Posted 2009-06-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I've Never Admired You More, Mom

Teenage girl: Rob Lowe is ridiculously hot. Hey, did you know he has a sex tape?
Girl's mother: Yes, I did know that because I starred in it with him. And he was good.

--Biloxi, Mississippi


Posted 2009-06-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Saturn, for Instance, Has Universal Healthcare

Activist #1: Hey girls, want to save the world together?
Girl #1: Ummmm...
Activist #2: Do you like our planet?
Girl #2: Eh, I've been to better. Thanks, but no thanks.

--Seal Beach, California


Posted 2009-06-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

New Yorkers Often Experience Culture Shock in New England

Four-year-old girl, dropping cracker on the floor: Oh, shit!
Mother: Um...no, honey. Not here.

--Steamship Authority Martha's Vineyard Ferry, Massachusetts


Posted 2009-06-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Then I Told Her It Meant She Wouldn't Have to Pay for College

Boy: I told my mom I wanted to be a pirate, and she got really pissed at me and told me they rape and kill and pillage!

--Ocean City Beach, Maryland


Posted 2009-06-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And So It Begins

Boy being changed on changing table (babbling): Bama amma bama.
Mother: Obama Obama Obama.

--Restroom, Royal Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Penelope


Posted 2009-06-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Find the Weight Of All That Gayness Oppressive

Woman, watching animal abuse commercial on Logo: I hate this commercial. This is why I don't watch this channel. Well, this and all the gays.

--West Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Enjoys the gays


Posted 2009-06-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook