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Just As I'm Dropping Off to Sleep
Girlfriend: Why are you all pissed off?
Boyfriend: Some days you don't say shit to me, and then when I'm in a bad mood, you go and say some dumb shit out ya face.
--Coney Island
Overheard by: Dano
There's a Fucking Version? My Life Is Complete!
Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.
--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
...According to Fun Facts About Body Hair Quarterly
Guy on cell: It's not gay if you use tweezers.
--Tampa, Florida
Aw, Don't Get Sore at Her.
Guy: So I went to the party last night... and she gave me a BJ. Told you I was beast.
Friend: Well, she has herpes, so you should get tested.
Guy: That whore!
--Holden Beach, North Carolina
*Gasp*
30-something blonde: I was really calm, which is such a feat for me. Especially this day, since I had just bought an ice cream cone and the bottom of the cone was all soggy.
--Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Sweedie
Ad: Got Grandma?
Adult son to mom: Thanks for babysitting the kids, ma. You know why I love you?
Rockin granny: Cuz I breastfed you for 12 years?
Ten year old grandson: Oh my god!
--Clearwater Beach, Florida
...As My Science Fair Project.
Petite and topless blonde: When I get my boobs done, I'm gonna like... Walk around school with my tits out all the time.
--South Beach, Miami, Florida
Overheard by: mar
Story Of My Life.
Mermaid to another: I'd be a lot less naked, but I just got sick of gluing seashells to myself.
--Mermaid Parade, Coney Island
Overheard by: shorty j
It Was at Once Zesty and Explosive!
Older guy: We had dinner there earlier in the week. I got food poisoning.
Young kayaking guide: Really? Was it good?
--York Beach, Maine
I May Never Go Home Again
Young male Australian tourist on cell: We've already been to a service station and a McDonald's, which is different.
--Rotorua, New Zealand
Overheard by: exactly how different to McDonald's in Australia?
Hurry, They Stop Serving Passports at 11:00 A.M.!
Tour coach driver, gesturing to McDonald's restaurant further down the road: Aaaaand coming up ahead are the golden arches of the American embassy.
--TehanuNui, Nelson, New Zealand
Overheard by: Makenzie
...That's How I Met You.
30 something guy standing at bar: So she asked me if I had ever slept with a stripper.
Friend: What did you say?
30 something guy: I told her the truth... I said "yeah, I slept with a stripper, of course."
--Austin, Texas
