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Brown?
Guido: I really wanna get a tan today.
Bored girl: Sure.
Guido: Do you think there's enough sun to get a tan today?
Bored girl: I don't know. Maybe.
Guido: Will going in the water help me get a tan?
Bored girl: It might.
Guido: I really wanna get tan.
Bored girl: So where are you going to college?
--Coney Island
I Also Would Have Accepted "Yes"
Little girl: Do you have a stronger brain or a stronger heart?
Dad: Who?
Little girl: You?
Dad: Both.
--Rye, New York
Overheard by: Lobster
And Loves Acid.
Girl that won't stop talking: This looks a lot like my mother's house, but the colors are more tropical because she's Puerto Rican.
--North Florida
Overheard by: Amused
Even Though They're All Visualizing Megan Fox?
20-something: You have no imagination.
Teenage brother: Masturbators have more imagination than you!
--Midland Beach, New York
Overheard by: Mr Puff Nubbins
...And, to Be Fair, I Now Know More About Female Anatomy Than You'll Ever Know
Boy: Man, I can't believe she's studying, on a Sunday! What a loser.
Girl's voice, yelling from inside house: I can still hear you...
--Gold Coast, Australia
I Thought Your Girlfriend's Name Was Claire?
Dude #1: Bro, you want a beer?
Dude #2: Nah, I'm not drinking for Ramadan.
--Auckland, New Zealand
If It Could Only Talk, What Stories It Could Tell
Beach guy to bikini girl: I'd bend over, but my arse hurts too much.
--Sydney, Australia
Overheard by: Felicity
Or Am I Thinking Of a Yeast Infection?
Drunk boy: Anemic? Isn't that when you eat too much white bread?
--Poolside, Perth, Australia
Rivers Of Chocolate Are So Gangsta
Guy: Fuckin' Wonka?
Girl, watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: Yeah man, the orig.
--Dundas, Canadia
We Wouldn't Expect Anything Less from You, Mary Kate.
Girl: I think that bitch Ashley got me sick. You know how you can feel it in the back of your throat before it comes... Wow!
--San Diego, California
...Go Play with That Shiny Medical Waste, Becky.
Little girl, getting to beach: Wow, look! Sea shells! I'm gonna find a real one today!
Mom and dad, disinterested: Mm-hmm...
--Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina
Liza, Barbra, Britney, JLo...
Man, walking with friend on pier, pointing at full moon reflecting water: In Hawaii, you see the stars reflecting in the water.
--Coney Island Boardwalk, New York
Overheard by: Janelle
